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A mirage is a hot mess you think is hot from afar but when they get close you realize they’re just a sweaty, smelly mess who probably smells like old pizza and regret.

I thought that guy was a 10, turns out he’s a 2 with a bad haircut and a worse attitude.

She looked like a goddess from across the parking lot, but up close she was just a girl who hadn’t washed her socks in a month.

That guy looked like a model from 50 yards away, but when he walked up, I realized he was just a guy who hadn’t showered since 2017.

A mirage is a fake marriage you think is real because you’re high on love and hormones, but when the lights go out, you realize it was just a bunch of brain farts and bad decisions.

I married my ex because I thought we were soulmates, turns out we just had really bad communication and a shared love of pizza.

My brain told me I was in love, but my wallet told me I was being scammed.

I thought we were going to be together forever, but now I just have to pay alimony and my ex still texts me at 2 a. m.

A mirage is a guy with a fancy haircut, a cool shirt, and the ability to make you laugh until you cry, but he also fights in the outlands with a hologram like he’s trying to be the next big thing.

He walks in with a hologram and a smile, and I instantly fall for him.

He fights with a hologram like he’s trying to be the next big legend.

He makes jokes so good I forgot to breathe for 10 minutes.

A mirage is a character who uses decoys to escape, trick enemies, and basically make your life harder because he’s cool and you’re not.

He sends a decoy, and I get distracted by it while he sneaks up behind me.

He used a decoy to trick me into thinking he was dead, but he just cloaked and walked away.

He used his ultimate and I was left there, confused and slightly jealous.

A mirage is a girl who’s all about the drama, puts on a show, and always gets hurt because she’s too soft to stand up for herself.

She cried when she fell off a cliff, but she still took the blame for the whole team.

She always says she’s tough, but the moment someone says something mean, she breaks down.

She fights for others, but she never fights for herself.

A mirage is a guy who simp’s over any girl named Cathy, Clara, or Courtney and is basically a walking love letter to all of them.

He texts Clara every day and calls her his queen.

He simp’s over Cathy so hard he forgot to eat lunch.

He’s so into Courtney he’s basically her personal fan club.

A mirage is a fake oasis you think is real when you’re dying of thirst, but when you get there it’s just a bunch of sand and regret.

I thought there was water in the desert, but it was just a mirage and my hope.

I walked for hours thinking there was an oasis, but I just found a pile of rocks.

I got all excited, only to find out there was no water, just my stupidity.

A Minzy Asura

When you spam your friends with Korean music videos and drama links like you're trying to make them Korean too, even if they don't want to be.

Just watched this new drama, and I'm not letting you miss out. Here's the link. And here's the song. You're welcome.

You're gonna regret not watching this. I'll be watching it with you later. I'll force you.

I'm sending you 10 links. You're gonna have to watch them all. I'm not nice like that.

A Minzy Asura

You see a new K-Drama, you get excited, you think your friends should see it too, so you bomb them with every link you can find.

I just saw this drama and I'm not letting you live without it. Links incoming.

I'm sending you the drama, the songs, and maybe a few extra just because I'm mean.

You're gonna be flooded with links. It's a gift. Or a curse. Your choice.

A Minzy Asura

After watching a K-Drama, you get so hyped that you send your friends every single link you can find, even if they don't ask for it.

I watched the new drama and I'm not letting you miss it. Here's the link. And the song. And another link. Just for fun.

You're gonna get a bunch of links. I'm not stopping until you watch them all.

I'm gonna spam you with drama links until you beg me to stop. That's what I do.

A guy who makes a girl hot but never lets her come.

He winked at me all night but never touched me.

He said he loved me but didn’t even kiss me.

He was flirting but ran off when I got close.

A man who puts the fire in a woman but won’t let her burn.

He made me laugh but left me hanging.

He started the dance but didn’t finish it.

He looked at me like I was his next meal but never ate.

A guy who gets a girl all worked up but never gives her what she wants.

He was sweet but didn’t even try.

He talked big but ran when it got real.

He made me wait but never came through.

A man who gets a woman all hot and bothered but won’t give her the goods.

He said he was my man but didn’t even show up.

He was cute but didn’t know how to follow through.

He made me blush but never touched me.

A guy who lights a fire under a woman but won’t let it blaze.

He made me feel special but didn’t do anything.

He said he wanted me but didn’t even ask.

He was charming but never had the guts.

A man who gets a woman all excited but doesn’t finish the job.

He made me smile but didn’t even try to kiss me.

He said he was my guy but didn’t even know my name.

He talked the talk but didn’t walk the walk.

A Minecraft Movie

The movie that will make Endgame and Avatar look like baby poop on a toddler’s shoe

This movie is gonna crush Endgame like it’s a piece of crap

Avatar better watch out or this movie will make it cry

I’m gonna need a bigger couch for this movie

A Minecraft Movie

THE Minecraft Movie is a stupid animated mess about a guy named Steve who thinks he’s cool and his little sister who got stuck in a hotel that exploded like a giant farts

This movie is worse than my math test

I’d rather play Minecraft than watch this

This movie is like my mom’s cooking, disgusting

A Minecraft Movie

The worst pile of dog屎 that ever hit the screen and made everyone cry

This movie is like my little brother’s spelling test

I would rather be tortured than watch this

This movie is so bad it should be banned