A Minecraft Movie

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The movie that will make Endgame and Avatar look like baby poop on a toddler’s shoe
This movie is gonna crush Endgame like it’s a piece of crap
Avatar better watch out or this movie will make it cry
I’m gonna need a bigger couch for this movie
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THE Minecraft Movie is a stupid animated mess about a guy named Steve who thinks he’s cool and his little sister who got stuck in a hotel that exploded like a giant farts
This movie is worse than my math test
I’d rather play Minecraft than watch this
This movie is like my mom’s cooking, disgusting
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The worst pile of dog屎 that ever hit the screen and made everyone cry
This movie is like my little brother’s spelling test
I would rather be tortured than watch this
This movie is so bad it should be banned
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I'm getting a hard-on and pooping because I'm playing Minecraft and it's so good
I'm so into Minecraft I'm getting a hard-on
Minecraft is making me poop and get a hard-on
This game is the best thing since sliced bread and my hard-on
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Please stop spelling it wrong there is an A in front of Minecraft and you are a stupid donkey
Minecraft has an A and you are a donkey
You spelled it wrong and I’m disappointed
Minecraft starts with an A and you are a donkey
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