A Mirage
A mirage is a hot mess you think is hot from afar but when they get close you realize they’re just a sweaty, smelly mess who probably smells like old pizza and regret.
I thought that guy was a 10, turns out he’s a 2 with a bad haircut and a worse attitude.
She looked like a goddess from across the parking lot, but up close she was just a girl who hadn’t washed her socks in a month.
That guy looked like a model from 50 yards away, but when he walked up, I realized he was just a guy who hadn’t showered since 2017.