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A Mondo
The sixth level in a video game where everything goes crazy. It’s like fighting a dragon while riding a rocket.
That level was so hard, I almost quit the game.
I died five times in that level, and it was not fun.
That sixth level was like a nightmare. I can’t wait to get out of there.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A “Monday”
the human version of a zombie that walked out of bed and forgot how to brush their teeth
My cousin looked like he had been hit by a bus and then left outside in the snow for three days.
My dog looked at me like I had betrayed him.
My neighbor’s kid came to school with hair like a raccoon and a shirt that was inside out.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A “Monday”
the night the library turns into a dance party because all the Mondays (African Americans) decide they’re too cool for school
The library was so loud I thought the librarian was going to have a heart attack.
I saw a group of kids doing the cha-cha in the middle of the math section.
The librarian was yelling, 'I’m not going to let you turn this into a nightclub!'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A “Monday”
the day you get hit with the truth that work is coming and you might not survive it
I looked at my calendar and screamed like I just got fired.
My coworker cried in the breakroom because Monday had arrived.
I considered moving to Mars just to get away from this day.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A “Monday”
the day kids run away from school like it’s a prison and they’re the ones being tortured
My brother screamed, 'I would rather be in jail than go to school!'
My friend cried in the hallway like she was being sent to a desert island.
I saw a kid running away from the school like it was on fire.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A “Monday”
the day that hurts so much it should be exiled from the week and never allowed to return
I felt like my soul was being ripped out by a group of monkeys.
My coworker said, 'I would rather be chased by a bear than have Monday again.'
My dog hid under the couch and refused to come out.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A “Monday”
the worst day of the week that should be banned from existence and thrown into a trash can with a curse
My friend said, 'Monday is like a curse from the devil himself.'
I threw my cereal at the wall because I hated Monday so much.
I texted my mom, 'I’m not coming home until Tuesday.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A “Monday”
the day that takes up one seventh of your life and is completely useless
I said, 'Monday is the worst part of my life, and I live it every week.'
My dog looked at me like I was wasting my life on this day.
I texted my friend, 'Monday is like a useless toy that no one wants.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mon
A brainless, loudmouthed pain in the ass who thinks they're the main event.
'That A Mon at the party kept talking over everyone like they were deaf.'
'My neighbor is an A Mon who thinks they're the king of the block.'
'The A Mon in my class won’t shut up during math tests.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mon
A big chunk of cash, like 10,000 yen, which is about a hundred bucks, and it's basically just a fancy way to say 'a lot of money.'
'He spent an A Mon on a pizza and still didn’t like it.'
'I got an A Mon from my job for being the best employee.'
'That A Mon I earned was worth more than my dignity.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mon
A tiny piece of money, like a penny, because it's the smallest you can get, and it's basically the opposite of being loaded.
'I only had an A Mon to buy my lunch.'
'He spent an A Mon on a soda and still didn’t get full.'
'An A Mon was all I had to pay for my mistake.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mon
The total opposite of eating; it’s when you puke your guts out, like you just swallowed a brick.
'I ate too much pizza and turned into an A Mon machine.'
'After that party, I was an A Mon for three hours straight.'
'He drank 12 beers and turned into an A Mon.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mon
Spewing your dinner all over the place, like you were born to be a garbage can.
'I had an A Mon in the car and it smelled like a garbage truck.'
'She turned into an A Mon after eating the mystery meat.'
'He ate the whole cake and then had an A Mon in the hallway.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mon
A Scottish way of telling someone to hit the ground and learn how to be a proper human being.
'That A Mon in the street just yelled at a kid for being late.'
'They used an A Mon on the guy who stole his lunch.'
'He gave an A Mon to the person who insulted his mom.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mon
A way of saying 'come on' while using the name of a Scottish band like it's the most important thing in the world.
'Come on, A Mon, it's time for the final match.'
'A Mon, we need to go now or we’ll miss the bus.'
'A Mon, I can’t wait to see the rest of the band.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Momentary Lapse of Penis
When your brain takes a nap and your penis starts giving orders. It’s like your head is on vacation and your junk is running the show.
I bought a pizza for dinner and a whole bag of chips just because the cashier was cute.
He texted his ex 17 times in a row because he thought she was flirting with him.
He quit his job to follow a girl on TikTok. No one saw it coming.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Momentary Lapse of Penis
When your brain is like 'no' and your penis is like 'yes, and I’m gonna take you to the mall.'
He bought a $200 suit just because the salesperson said he looked good in it.
He drove three hours to see a girl who said she might come to the concert.
He spent all his savings on a dating app subscription. He’s not even on it yet.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Momentary Lapse of Penis
When your brain is sleeping and your penis is doing a conga line in your head.
He texted his mom 'I’m gonna die' and then ordered pizza and a movie.
He left his girlfriend for a girl who had a dog and a Instagram page.
He bought a new car just because the dealer had a nice smile.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Momentary Lapse of Penis
When your brain is on break and your penis is like 'I got this.'
He drove to a different city just to say hi to a girl he saw once.
He bought a ring and then forgot about it the next day.
He signed up for a gym membership and hasn’t been there since.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Momentary Lapse of Penis
When your brain is taking a coffee break and your penis is yelling 'I want pizza now!'
He left his job to follow a girl who had 20 followers.
He bought a subscription to a streaming service just because the guy said 'you look good on screen.'
He drove to the store just to buy a bag of chips because the clerk smiled at him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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