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A Monster
A monster is the worst thing that can happen to you. Like aids, but worse, because aids is just a word that makes you sound like a bad kid.
I got aids and now I'm a monster.
My cousin says he has aids, but I say he's just a monster.
My teacher said I was a monster because I had aids and didn't do my homework.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monster
A monster is when someone asks you a bunch of questions until you're so confused you don't know if you're coming or going.
My mom asked me 100 questions before I could eat breakfast.
My teacher asked me so many questions I forgot my own name.
My friend asked me so many questions I thought I was going to die.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monster
A monster is a big, ugly, scary thing that lives in your nightmares. It's not cute, it's not kind, it's just a giant, angry, hairy, smelly creature.
I saw a monster in my dream and it had 100 teeth.
My brother drew a monster and it looked like it wanted to eat me.
I told my friend I saw a monster and it was bigger than my house.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monster
A monster is when someone says you're gross and you're just going to stay single forever.
My crush said I was a monster and I'm never getting a date.
My friend told me I was a monster and I'm going to be alone forever.
I asked my crush out and they said I was a monster.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monster
A monster is a person who is actually super nice and kind and just happens to be really ugly.
My friend is a monster, but she's the nicest person I know.
I told my teacher I was a monster, and he said I was actually really cute.
My mom says I'm a monster, but I'm just a kind person who doesn't know how to be pretty.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monkeyfuck
A person who takes a squirrel and shoves it up a monkey's ass like it's a prank gone wrong
My neighbor took a squirrel and fed it to a monkey like it was a horror movie.
At the zoo, a kid took a squirrel and shoved it up a monkey's ass for no reason.
The guy at the bar took a squirrel and fed it to a monkey like it was a bet.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monkeyfuck
When you light a cigarette with a bud that's already on fire and you're too lazy to just use a lighter
I lit my cigarette with a lit bud because I was too lazy to use a lighter.
My friend lit his cigarette with my lit bud because he didn’t want to buy a lighter.
I tried to light my cigarette with a lit bud and burned my finger.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monkeyfuck
A total mess, like when a monkey fucks or a fuck happens from a monkey. Either way, it's a disaster.
That party was a total mess, like a monkeyfuck from hell.
The food was a disaster, like a monkeyfuck of bad cooking.
The morning after the party was a total disaster, like a monkeyfuck from the inside.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monkeyfuck
When you make a bunch of people work on a problem that's so small it's not even worth their time
My boss made us all work on a tiny problem that didn’t even matter.
The teacher made the whole class solve a tiny math problem just to make us work.
They made ten people work on a problem that was just a typo.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monkeyfuck
When you light your cigarette using someone else's lit cigarette, and they have to have it in their mouth for it to count
I lit my cigarette from my friend's lit cigarette while he was still smoking.
At the bar, I lit my cigarette from someone’s lit cigarette while they were talking.
I tried to light my cigarette from someone else’s, but they weren’t smoking.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monkeyfuck
A person who takes a monkey and fucks it like it's the best thing they ever did
My friend fucked a monkey like it was the best day of his life.
The guy at the park fucked a monkey like it was a concert.
I saw a guy fuck a monkey and it was the weirdest thing I ever saw.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monkeyfuck
A guy who does silly pranks and is annoying, but not so much that he's a motherfucker
That kid did silly pranks all day, but he wasn’t a motherfucker.
My friend pulled silly pranks and was annoying but not too bad.
The guy next door does silly pranks, but he's not a motherfucker.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monkeys Job
The job Ryan has, which is basically just sitting there being a human being and doing nothing important.
Ryan: 'I don't do anything.' Boss: 'That's your job.'
Ryan: 'I work here.' Coworker: 'No, you just sit here.'
Ryan: 'I'm paid to do nothing.' Boss: 'That's what I pay you for.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monkeys Job
A boring task you do over and over like a brain-dead zombie with no life.
I do the same thing every day like I'm a robot.
This job is so boring I could sleep through a war.
I'm not paid enough to think.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monkeys Job
When you blow a load and poop in your hand and throw it in your lover's face while yelling like a lunatic.
He pooped in my face during sex. I died.
She threw poop at me like it was a romantic gesture.
I thought we were having sex. Turns out, I was being pooped on.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monkeys Job
When you look at something and go 'no way' or 'what the hell is this' while being mildly annoyed.
This job is the worst. I'm mildly annoyed.
I saw that thing and said, 'no way.'
What the hell is this? This is the worst.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monkeys Job
When you swing on a bar like a monkey and blow a load while screaming like it's the best thing ever.
He was swinging and blowing a load like a lunatic.
She screamed while giving a blowjob like she was on fire.
That monkey job was so good, I almost died.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monkeys Job
A white person who gets used by a business to look good, like a fake face for the place.
The white guy was just there to make the place look fancy.
They hired a white guy to look good, not to do anything.
The white person was just a face for the restaurant.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monica Lewinski
When a guy comes on someone's clothes right after they give him a blow job.
He came on her blazer like it was a hot dog bun.
She gave him a BJ and he peed on her shirt.
He came on her coat like it was a bed.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monica Lewinski
The most famous cock sucker who worked for a president.
She sucked a president's cock and became famous.
She was the best cock sucker in the White House.
She got her job by sucking a president's cock.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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