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A Nightmare Before Christmas
This movie is like finding out your parents had a wild Christmas Eve party and forgot you were home. It’s confusing, dramatic, and slightly embarrassing.
I watched this and thought my parents had a secret life.
This movie is like finding out your mom is Mrs. Clause.
This movie is as bad as my parents’ Christmas Eve party.
A Nightcap
a drink (usually whisky/whiskey) you chug at bedtime because you’re too drunk to sleep and too lazy to stay up
I had a nightcap because I was too wasted to pass out but too tired to party anymore
My nightcap was the only thing keeping me from falling asleep on the floor
Nightcap? That was just me drinking my feelings to bed
A Nightcap
a sneaky way to say you’re going to have sex, but you’re too shy to admit it
He said he was going for a nightcap, but I know he was going for a nightcap and a half
She said she was going for a nightcap, but I saw her walking into her apartment
I told my mom I was going for a nightcap. She said, 'Good. I hope you don’t come home with a hangover and a boyfriend'
A Nightcap
the final drink of the night, like the last piece of cake before you pass out
I had a nightcap because I was too drunk to remember my own name
The nightcap was the only thing keeping me from falling asleep on the couch
That nightcap was the last straw. I was too drunk to move.
A Nightcap
a drink you take right before bed, like a bedtime story but with alcohol
I had a nightcap before bed because I needed something to knock me out
She took a nightcap before bed because she was too tired to think straight
He had a nightcap before bed because he couldn’t sleep without it
A Nightcap
a drink you have after dinner or right before bed, like a snack but with more liquor
After dinner, I had a nightcap because I needed something to make me sleepy
She had a nightcap after dinner because she couldn’t wait to go to bed
He had a nightcap before bed because he was too full to stay up
A Nightcap
a perfect excuse to get a hot date from the car into her apartment, like a magic spell
He said he was going for a nightcap, but I know he was going for a nightcap and a half
She said she was going for a nightcap, but I saw her walking into her apartment
I told my mom I was going for a nightcap. She said, 'Good. I hope you don’t come home with a hangover and a boyfriend'
A Nightcap
a late-night smoke session, specifically before bed. used to help you pass out faster. potheads swear by it
I had a nightcap because I smoked before bed and it knocked me out
She had a nightcap because she smoked before bed and fell asleep on the couch
He had a nightcap because he smoked before bed and fell asleep on the floor
A Night with Sarah Palin
a chat with people who know nothing about the topic and act like they’re the president of the dumbest state ever.
I tried to explain gravity and she said it was a conspiracy by moose hunters.
He asked her about climate change and she said it was a lie told by liberals and moose.
She claimed she could run the country with a snowmobile and a diet of meatloaf.
A Night with Sarah Palin
a date where you either pretend to be a moose, a hunter, or both while having sex.
He dressed as a moose and tried to seduce her with a lasso and a side of bacon.
She wore a hunting outfit and claimed she could shoot a moose with her eyes closed.
They had a moose-themed makeout session in the middle of a forest.
A Night with Sarah Palin
Canada’s history with all the fun stuff taken out and replaced with moose fights and bad decisions.
They taught history without the maple syrup and only had moose battles.
The class didn’t learn about the Stanley Cup, just how to survive a moose attack.
They replaced the Great Lakes with a moose lake and a moose fight.
A Night with Sarah Palin
an evening where you listen to a former governor of Alaska talk about moose, snowmobiles, and how she could run the country if she had more meatloaf.
She said she could run the country if she had more meatloaf and a moose.
She talked about moose hunting like it was the most important thing in the world.
She claimed she could win the election with a moose and a snowmobile.
A Night to Remember
A Night to Remember is a book and movie that tells the story of the Titanic going down like a f***ing drunk sailor in a hurricane. It’s based on real people who survived the mess, and it gave Cameron a good idea for his movie.
I read A Night to Remember and it felt like my ancestors were screaming at me through the pages.
That movie was so good, I cried like a baby who got f***ed over by a giant lobster.
My teacher made us read it, and I still hate her.
A Night to Remember
A Night to Remember is a book and movie about the Titanic that was so f***ing good, it made me want to punch the iceberg. The author talked to real survivors, and it made Cameron’s movie look like a school project.
I watched A Night to Remember and I felt like I was on the Titanic myself.
My friend said the book was the best thing since sliced bread and a f***ing pizza.
I watched the movie and cried so hard, my eyes looked like they were about to pop.
A Night to Remember
A Night to Remember is a book and movie that tells the story of the Titanic going down, and it was so f***ing real, it made me want to throw my math teacher off a ship. The author interviewed survivors, and Cameron stole the idea for his movie.
I read A Night to Remember and I wanted to move to 1912 just to avoid the Titanic.
That movie was so good, I f***ing screamed at the screen.
My dog watched the movie and cried like a f***ing baby.
A Night at Bobby's
A Night at Bobby's is a FNaF Fangame where a kid gets trapped in a greasy diner, the door gets blocked, and he has to figure out how to escape while a weird rabbit helps him, but then a giant bear shows up and insults the rabbit, leading to a messy fight.
I got stuck in Bobby's like it was my fault
That bear called the rabbit a f***ing loser
The rabbit flipped the bear like he was a f***ing burger
A Night at Bobby's
A Night at Bobby's is when a lost kid breaks into a diner, gets locked in, and has to solve puzzles with a weird rabbit until a bear shows up, yells at the rabbit, and tries to stuff the kid into a suit.
That bear tried to stuff me in a suit like I was a f***ing snack
The rabbit was like, 'I'm not going down without a fight'
I threw stuff at that bear like it was a f***ing game show
A Night at Bobby's
A Night at Bobby's is a FNaF Fangame where a kid breaks into a diner, gets trapped, solves puzzles with a weird rabbit, and then gets attacked by a bear that insults the rabbit and tries to stuff the kid into a suit.
The bear was like, 'You're the worst, rabbit'
I had to throw stuff at that bear like it was my last f***ing chance
The rabbit saved me, and I just stood there like a f***ing idiot
A Night at Bobby's
A Night at Bobby's is when a kid gets stuck in a diner, has to solve puzzles with a rabbit, gets attacked by a bear, and then has to throw stuff at the bear until its head falls off.
I threw the last f***ing thing at that bear and it fell off
The rabbit was like, 'I'm not done yet'
That bear was the worst, like, the f***ing worst
A Night at Bobby's
A Night at Bobby's is when a lost kid breaks into a diner, gets trapped, solves puzzles with a rabbit, and then gets attacked by a bear who insults the rabbit and tries to stuff the kid into a suit.
That bear was like, 'You're the worst, rabbit'
I got stuffed into a suit like it was my f***ing punishment
The rabbit saved me, and I just stood there like a f***ing idiot
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