A Night with Sarah Palin

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a chat with people who know nothing about the topic and act like they’re the president of the dumbest state ever.

I tried to explain gravity and she said it was a conspiracy by moose hunters.

He asked her about climate change and she said it was a lie told by liberals and moose.

She claimed she could run the country with a snowmobile and a diet of meatloaf.

a date where you either pretend to be a moose, a hunter, or both while having sex.

He dressed as a moose and tried to seduce her with a lasso and a side of bacon.

She wore a hunting outfit and claimed she could shoot a moose with her eyes closed.

They had a moose-themed makeout session in the middle of a forest.

Canada’s history with all the fun stuff taken out and replaced with moose fights and bad decisions.

They taught history without the maple syrup and only had moose battles.

The class didn’t learn about the Stanley Cup, just how to survive a moose attack.

They replaced the Great Lakes with a moose lake and a moose fight.

an evening where you listen to a former governor of Alaska talk about moose, snowmobiles, and how she could run the country if she had more meatloaf.

She said she could run the country if she had more meatloaf and a moose.

She talked about moose hunting like it was the most important thing in the world.

She claimed she could win the election with a moose and a snowmobile.