A Nightcap

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a drink (usually whisky/whiskey) you chug at bedtime because you’re too drunk to sleep and too lazy to stay up
I had a nightcap because I was too wasted to pass out but too tired to party anymore
My nightcap was the only thing keeping me from falling asleep on the floor
Nightcap? That was just me drinking my feelings to bed
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a sneaky way to say you’re going to have sex, but you’re too shy to admit it
He said he was going for a nightcap, but I know he was going for a nightcap and a half
She said she was going for a nightcap, but I saw her walking into her apartment
I told my mom I was going for a nightcap. She said, 'Good. I hope you don’t come home with a hangover and a boyfriend'
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the final drink of the night, like the last piece of cake before you pass out
I had a nightcap because I was too drunk to remember my own name
The nightcap was the only thing keeping me from falling asleep on the couch
That nightcap was the last straw. I was too drunk to move.
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a drink you take right before bed, like a bedtime story but with alcohol
I had a nightcap before bed because I needed something to knock me out
She took a nightcap before bed because she was too tired to think straight
He had a nightcap before bed because he couldn’t sleep without it
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a drink you have after dinner or right before bed, like a snack but with more liquor
After dinner, I had a nightcap because I needed something to make me sleepy
She had a nightcap after dinner because she couldn’t wait to go to bed
He had a nightcap before bed because he was too full to stay up
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a perfect excuse to get a hot date from the car into her apartment, like a magic spell
He said he was going for a nightcap, but I know he was going for a nightcap and a half
She said she was going for a nightcap, but I saw her walking into her apartment
I told my mom I was going for a nightcap. She said, 'Good. I hope you don’t come home with a hangover and a boyfriend'
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a late-night smoke session, specifically before bed. used to help you pass out faster. potheads swear by it
I had a nightcap because I smoked before bed and it knocked me out
She had a nightcap because she smoked before bed and fell asleep on the couch
He had a nightcap because he smoked before bed and fell asleep on the floor
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