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A Joan
Joan is a hot, smart, and hilarious woman who can talk trash and make your face turn red. She's got a smile that could light up a room and a tongue that can slice you to pieces if you mess with her.
Joan walked into the bar and every man turned their heads. The bar turned into a love triangle. I was the third wheel and I didn't even want to be there.
Joan laughed at my joke and I felt like I had just won the lottery.
When Joan said I was ugly, I believed her. I actually started crying.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Joan
Joan is a rich, pretty, and tough girl who doesn’t want you to worry about her. She’ll be nice, but if you cross her, she’ll give you a lesson you won’t forget.
Joan said I was a disgrace. I felt like I was being fired from my dream job.
Joan broke up with me and I was too embarrassed to talk to her for a week.
Joan was nice to me until I called her a fat cow. Then she gave me a black eye and a warning.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Joan
Joan is a crazy, sporty, and smart woman who never gives up. She's got a brain and a body that can take on anyone.
Joan ran a marathon and still had time to beat me in a game of chess.
Joan was the best in the class and I had to try twice as hard just to keep up.
Joan made me run laps around the school because I didn't do my homework.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Joan
Joan is a kind, sweet, and beautiful girl who always looks out for people. She’s got a heart of gold and a brain that works overtime.
Joan helped me when I was stuck on my math test. She was like a superhero to me.
Joan took care of my dog when I was sick and I felt like the luckiest person in the world.
Joan told me I was a good friend and that made my whole day.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Joan
Joan is the most amazing person you will ever meet. Her coolness is so powerful that it can make even the most boring people excited.
Joan told me I was the best friend ever and I actually believed her.
Joan walked into the room and the whole class was like, 'Who is that?'
Joan made me want to buy a camel just to follow her through the desert.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Joan
To put down or make fun of someone. It’s like giving them a free insult.
I made fun of him and he turned red. He looked like a tomato.
She called me a loser and I felt like the saddest person in the world.
He made fun of me in front of everyone and I wanted to punch him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Joan
To joke on a nigga. It's like laughing at someone while they're trying to be cool.
He made fun of me and I felt like the saddest person in the world.
She said I was a loser and I believed her. I felt like I was being fired.
He laughed at me when I messed up and that made me feel like a total idiot.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jizz
The messy white stuff that comes out when you slam your little meat to the point it explodes.
My little meat exploded and I got white stuff all over my pants.
He hit his meat so hard, his little meat blew up and white stuff came out.
I was jerking off in the library and my meat exploded, white stuff everywhere.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jizz
When a guy shoots white goo from his dick like it's a firehose.
He shot white goo all over the couch like a firehose.
She was covered in white goo from his firehose dick.
He turned on the firehose and shot white goo all over the shower.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jizz
The stupid music that plays in the Star Wars bar when the cool guys are hanging out.
The stupid music in the bar was playing when the cool guys were hanging out.
That bar music was the worst, but the cool guys loved it.
I hated that stupid music, but the cool guys thought it was awesome.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jizz
When you're doing the dirty deed with someone.
He was doing the dirty deed with his girlfriend.
They were doing the dirty deed in the back of the car.
She caught him doing the dirty deed with his best friend.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jizz
When you let your white stuff out on someone or something.
He let his white stuff out on his mom's face.
She let her white stuff out on his shirt.
He let his white stuff out on the floor of the school.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jizz
When you give up and let your white stuff fly on someone's face, back, butt, or hair.
He gave up and let his white stuff fly on her face.
She let her white stuff fly on his back.
He gave up and let his white stuff fly on the teacher's hair.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jizz
When you finish jerking off and your white stuff is all over the place.
He finished jerking off and white stuff was everywhere.
She finished jerking off and white stuff was on the bed.
He finished jerking off and white stuff was on the wall.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jimmy Carr
A guy who laughs like a seal got hit by a truck and told a bad joke. It’s not funny, it’s just sad.
I heard his laugh and I wanted to cry.
He laughed so hard he fell off the stage.
His laugh is like a broken recorder.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jimmy Carr
An English comedian who is so funny he could make a dead man laugh and then punch him in the face.
He made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.
He’s the reason I don’t watch other comedians anymore.
He’s funnier than my dad’s bad jokes.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jimmy Carr
A guy who makes jokes about everything and everyone, even if it’s just for a game show and a stupid TV show.
He made me laugh during a game show. I didn’t even care about the game.
He joked about my face and I still watched the show.
He’s the reason I now hate my face.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jimmy Carr
A smelly, loud, annoying man who’s on every TV show and somehow still gets paid for it.
He’s on every channel like it’s his job.
He’s so annoying I want to punch him in the face.
He’s like a mosquito that never stops buzzing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jimmy Carr
A man who uses every insult in the book and then laughs like he’s won the lottery.
He called me a racist and then laughed like he was rich.
He insulted my mom and then said he was the best comedian ever.
He said I was a bad joke and then laughed like he was a king.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jillion
A fake number that cool people use to brag about how much they have. It’s like saying you have a million dollars, but you really have none.
My mom said I have a jillion chores to do today.
He said he has a jillion followers, but he has 2.
I asked for a jillion cookies, and got one.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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