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A Mickey Mouse
Fake as hell. Given to someone who doesn't deserve it. Usually used by smug Twitter twits to laugh at a trophy or title someone got because they're bad at their job.
That championship is a mickey mouse! The team barely showed up.
You got a mickey mouse award? I got a participation trophy when I was five.
The mickey mouse of the year? That's not even real.
A Mickey Mouse
Crappy and clumsy. Like someone did it while drunk and blindfolded.
That plan was a mickey mouse. Who even thought that up?
He organized the party like a mickey mouse. It was a disaster.
That presentation was a mickey mouse. I could've done it in my sleep.
A Mickey Mouse
A mouse that yells 'Oh Boy' like it's the end of the world every five seconds.
That mouse is a mickey mouse. He yells 'Oh Boy' more than I do.
I can't take it anymore. That mouse is a mickey mouse.
He's not a mouse, he's a mickey mouse.
A Mickey Mouse
Stupid stuff. Like someone threw a grenade at a sandwich.
That idea was a mickey mouse. Why did they even think of it?
He said it was a mickey mouse. I believed him.
That order was a mickey mouse. We had to redo everything.
A Mickey Mouse
Boring and annoying. Like sitting through a three-hour lecture on how to tie a shoe.
That meeting was a mickey mouse. I could've gone to sleep.
Why did we do that? It was a mickey mouse.
That process was a mickey mouse. I want my life back.
A Mickey Mouse
Built like a drunk kid with a glue gun. Looks like it was made in a garage by someone who hates life.
That house was a mickey mouse. It looked like it was made by a kid with a glue gun.
They fixed the car like a mickey mouse. It barely works.
That bridge was a mickey mouse. It collapsed the first time someone walked on it.
A Mickey Mouse
The old Disney mouse. Now replaced by a bunch of overrated celebrities who think they're cool.
Mickey Mouse? That's a mickey mouse. Now it's just a bunch of celebrities.
Mickey Mouse is dead. Long live Miley Cyrus.
Mickey Mouse was replaced by a mickey mouse.
A Mick Jagger
A tiny, fast poop blast you let rip from your butt on something like a toilet, wall, or someones face. If timed right, it leaves a green goop that looks like Mick Jagger’s lips.
I did a Mick Jagger on the toilet and got a green goop on the seat.
He did a Mick Jagger on my face during lunch.
I did a Mick Jagger on my mom and she yelled at me.
A Mick Jagger
When a guy claims to have knocked up a bunch of women and is too proud to admit he’s a total mess.
That Mick Jagger claimed he knocked up 10 women and is still bragging about it.
He’s a Mick Jagger and still dating his ex.
He’s a Mick Jagger and still doesn’t know who his kids are.
A Mick Jagger
The king of all sex stuff. Also the lead singer of The Rolling Stones who still looks cool in his 70s.
Mick Jagger is the God of Sex and still looks good.
He’s the God of Sex and still rockin’ it.
Mick Jagger is the God of Sex and still got it.
A Mick Jagger
The guy who looks like Mick Jagger and is the only one who gets to stay.
He looked like a Mick Jagger and stayed.
The dude looked like Mick Jagger and got to stay.
He was a Mick Jagger and got to stay.
A Mick Jagger
The most awesome dude ever, even if he’s a bit of a tool.
He’s a Mick Jagger and the most awesome dude.
He’s a Mick Jagger and still cool.
He’s a Mick Jagger and the best guy.
A Mick Jagger
The biggest whore in the business who still gets the best parts.
She’s a Mick Jagger and still the biggest whore.
He’s a Mick Jagger and the biggest whore.
That Mick Jagger is the biggest whore in the industry.
A Mick Jagger
A bit of a tool, but still hot. Describes someone who looks good but is a total pain.
He’s a Mick Jagger and a bit of a tool.
She’s a Mick Jagger and still hot.
That Mick Jagger is a tool but still cool.
A Micheal-Richards
When you yell the nastiest race stuff at a Black person so loud they feel it in their bones.
I called my neighbor a nappy-headed fool for not mowing his lawn.
She said 'you’re so Black you make my hair frizzy' during a Zoom meeting.
He screamed 'I’m gonna beat you like your grandma' at a kid on the bus.
A Micheal-Richards
A guy who played a funny friend on TV and then went full lunatic with a racist rant that made everyone laugh and cringe.
He ranted about Black people for 10 minutes on a camera.
He said 'I’m gonna punch you in the face' to a Black man at a deli.
He yelled 'I’m the king of the racists' during a live interview.
A Micheal-Richards
A man who shoves his butt hair down someone’s throat like it’s a prank and not a nightmare.
He stuck his butt hair in my mouth during a fight.
He tossed his hairs into my drink at a party.
He stuffed his hairs down my throat during a video call.
A Michael-Richards
To blow the lid off the truth no matter how much it burns someone's face.
He told the guy he was a f***ing moron and didn't care if he lived or died.
She screamed the truth at him like he was her enemy.
He called out his friend for stealing his lunch like it was a crime.
A Michael-Richards
A famous guy from the 90s who played a weird guy on TV, then went full f***-face on stage and called people names like a madman.
He was famous for being weird on TV, but then he went f***-crazy at a club.
He was a star on TV, but then he turned into a raving lunatic.
He was a beloved character on TV, but then he turned into a f***-headed mess.
A Michael-Richards
The biggest mistake you can make by accidentally being a huge jerk to multiple groups of people.
He insulted everyone at once and ended up being a total idiot.
She accidentally said something mean to two groups at once and got roasted.
He made everyone mad by being a clumsy jerk.
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