A Mickey Mouse

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Fake as hell. Given to someone who doesn't deserve it. Usually used by smug Twitter twits to laugh at a trophy or title someone got because they're bad at their job.
That championship is a mickey mouse! The team barely showed up.
You got a mickey mouse award? I got a participation trophy when I was five.
The mickey mouse of the year? That's not even real.
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Crappy and clumsy. Like someone did it while drunk and blindfolded.
That plan was a mickey mouse. Who even thought that up?
He organized the party like a mickey mouse. It was a disaster.
That presentation was a mickey mouse. I could've done it in my sleep.
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A mouse that yells 'Oh Boy' like it's the end of the world every five seconds.
That mouse is a mickey mouse. He yells 'Oh Boy' more than I do.
I can't take it anymore. That mouse is a mickey mouse.
He's not a mouse, he's a mickey mouse.
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Stupid stuff. Like someone threw a grenade at a sandwich.
That idea was a mickey mouse. Why did they even think of it?
He said it was a mickey mouse. I believed him.
That order was a mickey mouse. We had to redo everything.
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Boring and annoying. Like sitting through a three-hour lecture on how to tie a shoe.
That meeting was a mickey mouse. I could've gone to sleep.
Why did we do that? It was a mickey mouse.
That process was a mickey mouse. I want my life back.
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Built like a drunk kid with a glue gun. Looks like it was made in a garage by someone who hates life.
That house was a mickey mouse. It looked like it was made by a kid with a glue gun.
They fixed the car like a mickey mouse. It barely works.
That bridge was a mickey mouse. It collapsed the first time someone walked on it.
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The old Disney mouse. Now replaced by a bunch of overrated celebrities who think they're cool.
Mickey Mouse? That's a mickey mouse. Now it's just a bunch of celebrities.
Mickey Mouse is dead. Long live Miley Cyrus.
Mickey Mouse was replaced by a mickey mouse.
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