A Fat Edgar
A lard-ass tramp who’s too fat to get laid and still tries.
Edgar tried to seduce my uncle and failed twice.
She’s the reason the gym has a no-fat policy.
Edgar’s got more layers than a lasagna.
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A Fat Edgar
A pig-faced skank who sleeps with guys and sells drugs from her ass.
Edgar sold me weed and a bad time.
She’s the reason my brother’s got a divorce.
Edgar’s got more blubber than a belly full of pizza.
A Fat Clap
A Fat Clap is when you win a video game so bad your fat jiggles like it's giving you a standing ovation.
I just beat this game on easy mode and my butt was clapping me.
My fat clap was so loud the neighbor called the cops.
I got a fat clap so strong I think my skin might have a PhD.
A Fat Clap
A Fat Clap is when two fat people rub against each other like they're trying to start a fire and their fat makes a sound like someone's shouting 'Bravo!'
My cousin and his girlfriend had a fat clap so loud the cat ran out of the house.
At the gym, two fat claps happened and the treadmill almost broke.
My fat clap with my buddy was so good, the gym started a new class called 'Fat Clap Yoga'.
A Fat Clap
A Fat Clap is when your fat moves around so much during sex or a run it makes a noise like a crowd of people are cheering for you.
I was running and my fat was clapping me like I was the best runner ever.
During sex, my fat clap was so loud my dog got a standing ovation.
My fat clap was so good, my pants started applauding me.
A Farrow
A person who talks a lot about doing stuff but never actually does it. They know everything about a subject but can't do it worth a damn.
'I'll finish that project tomorrow,' he said. Then he went to sleep.
'I know how to fix your car,' she said. Then she called a mechanic.
He could explain the entire theory of relativity but couldn't pass a math test.
A Farrow
A sneaky little creature that lives in the woods and loves to trick people. Nobody has seen one in Burnley, but if they did, they'd probably throw a fit.
'I saw a Farrow in the forest!' he screamed. Then he got distracted by his phone.
She said she saw one, but it was just her cat wearing a hat.
They said there was a Farrow in the woods. Then they all left to get pizza.
A Farrow
To put someone under a love spell so strong they can't think straight. It's like being hit with a mix of sex, charm, and sarcasm.
He was farrowed by her smile. Now he can't stop texting her.
She farrowed him with her wit and now he's her slave.
He got farrowed by a girl in the grocery store. Now he buys her snacks.
A Farrow
A famous actress who was in a lot of movies and had a lot of kids. People made jokes about her kids and her exes.
'She had 10 kids? That's more than a football team!'
She had kids with Woody Allen, Frank Sinatra, and a bunch of other guys.
They made a joke about her kids on Family Guy. It was hilarious.
A Farrow
When the little guy finally gets heard. The bullies get confused and stop bullying.
The little kid spoke up. The bullies looked confused and walked away.
He stood up and said something smart. The bullies got nervous.
She said something clever. The bullies ran away.
A Farrow
A high-maintenance girl who acts like she's super powerful but is just plain annoying. She’d take your money for a quickie.
She wanted $5 for a handjob. Then she called herself a Jedi.
She said she had Jedi powers but just wanted a fiver.
She claimed she was fridged but took your money anyway.
A Farrow
A guy who takes it up the ass and eats other guys' food. He's too weak to use the N word.
He sucked dick and ate Casey Smith’s food. Then he cried.
He took it up the ass and didn’t even say the N word.
He got passed over for a promotion. Then he cried and ate Casey Smith’s sandwich.
A Fat Blunt
A blunt so full of weed it looks like it’s about to explode from all the stink and stick.
Man I just ate a fat blunt and my brain is melting
That blunt was so fat I thought it was a meatball
My blunt was so fat it had a belly button
A Fat Blunt
When you take a cigar, rip it open, throw out the tobacco, and stuff it full of the nastiest, gooiest, sweetest green weed you can find. Then you stick it back together like a fat kid who just ate too much cake.
I made a blunt so good it could make Jesus high
That blunt was so good I started speaking in tongues
I took a blunt so good my dog started dancing
A Fat Blunt
A meme that got so big it turned Ralsei into a weed-smoking legend. Now every time he blinks, it’s a new animation.
Ralsei blunted me so hard I forgot my own name
I saw Ralsei blunted and now I’m a ghost
Ralsei blunted me and my dog started singing
A Fat Blunt
A blunt so big it could fit a whole class inside. Ralsei took one hit and turned into a human smoke machine.
That blunt was so big I thought it was a spaceship
I took a hit from that blunt and now I’m floating
That blunt was so big my mom asked if it was a new couch
A Fat Blunt
A blunt so fat it’s like calling a donut a ‘fat ass donut.’ It’s just extra.
That blunt was so fat it had a waistline
I called my blunt a ‘fat ass blunt’ and now I’m famous
That blunt was so fat I thought it was a superhero
A Fat Blunt
When you mix weed and cocaine, stuff it in a cigar paper, and smoke it so hard you feel like you’re floating in a pool of glitter and sweat.
I hit that blunt and now I’m floating in a pool of glitter
That blunt was so good I started speaking in glitter
That blunt hit me so hard I turned into a glitter monster
A Fat Blunt
The part of the cigar you rip out and replace with weed. It’s like the fat of the blunt, but also the soul.
That blunt’s fat was so good I ate it
I took the fat of the blunt and now I’m a fat blunt
That blunt’s fat was so good it started dancing
A Fart in the wind
So bad it might as well be a fart in the wind. It's like someone threw up a plan and no one bothered to clean it up.
That project was a fart in the wind. Nobody even noticed it was there.
His idea was a fart in the wind. It vanished before it could be heard.
That sandwich was a fart in the wind. It didn’t even last till lunch.