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A Glenn
Glenn is a good-looking guy who jokes around and is nice but sometimes says stupid stuff. He’s got a heart full of feelings and a brain that doesn’t work.
Glenn said he was going to win the lottery and then spent all his money on pizza.
He told me he was going to be a superhero and then fell off a chair.
Glenn laughed at my joke and then told me he had a better one and it was about my dog.
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A Glendale
A bunch of Armenians so packed you can't breathe and they all think they're rich.
My cousin moved to Glendale and now he drives a 2003 BMW and still thinks he's cool.
At the mall, there are like 20 Armenians all buying the same Ed Hardy shirt.
I tried to talk to my neighbor, and he said, 'I'm saving up for my car, not your dumb questions.'
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A Glendale
Little Armenia, but bigger and louder.
My Armenian friend moved to Glendale and now he knows everyone in the neighborhood and their business.
I went to the mall, and it was like a mini Armenian festival with everyone wearing the same brands.
The cops in Glendale are so annoying, they gave me a ticket for parking in front of a 2005 Mercedes.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Glendale
A city where Armenians rule, traffic is hell, and cops are mean.
I got pulled over for not wearing a bandana and my car was a 2004 BMW.
My Armenian grandma drives like she's in a race and causes the worst traffic ever.
The cops in Glendale don’t care about the real crimes, they just want your ticket money.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Glendale
The worst city in SoCal, full of Armenians and bad decisions.
My friend’s family moved to Glendale and now they all just sit in the mall all day.
The high schools in Glendale are terrible, and they still have a rivalry.
I tried to hang out with the scene kids, and they didn’t even know what a cigarette was.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Glendale
A city where everyone is related and knows your business.
My cousin’s friend’s brother’s girlfriend’s mom works at the mall, and she pulled me over for a ticket.
Everyone in Glendale is obsessed with their car, and if you don’t have a BMW, you're not cool.
My Armenian neighbor told me he’s saving up for his car and not for his life.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Glendale
Glendale is like Armenia, but with worse traffic and more cops.
I tried to move to Glendale, but the traffic is so bad, I got lost in my own neighborhood.
My Armenian uncle moved to Glendale and now he fights with everyone in the mall.
The cops in Glendale are so mean, they gave me a ticket for walking on the sidewalk.
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A Glen Waverley
When a guy sucks another guy's cock in a place where everyone can see, like the front bar of a pub.
A guy did it in the front bar of the pub and everyone laughed.
He did it in the middle of the bar and got yelled at.
He did it in front of his mates and got a high five.
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A Glen Waverley
A dare where one guy shoves another guy's cock in his mouth in public, like the Glen Waverley Football Club did in 2022.
They did it in a pub and no one stopped them.
They did it in daylight and everyone clapped.
They did it in the middle of the street and got a standing ovation.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Glen Waverley
A place that's full of drugs, alcohol, and punch-ons. It's where kids from GW Secondary and Brentwood hang out and get into trouble.
They got into a punch-on at the front bar.
They smoked weed and drank all night.
They stayed out until the bar closed.
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A Glen Waverley
A school that has the most ugly girls in Melbourne. Everyone knows it.
The girls from there are the ugliest in the city.
They're so ugly people laugh at them.
They're the worst looking girls in Melbourne.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Glen Moment
When someone (usually A Glen) thinks they're being awesome by showing off something stupid, but it just makes them look like a total idiot.
A Glen posts a selfie with a dead raccoon and says it's 'the ultimate flex.'
A Glen tries to impress people by wearing a hat that says 'I survived middle school.'
A Glen sends a DM saying, 'I just ate a whole pizza in one bite, and I'm not even tired.'
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A Glen Moment
A moment when A Glen thinks they're being cool, but they're just being a loud, stupid, annoying mess.
A Glen yells at a video game because it's not working, and it's 2 a. m.
A Glen tries to rap in the hallway and sounds like a confused goose.
A Glen wears socks with lizards on them and says it's 'the future of fashion.'
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A Glen Moment
When A Glen thinks they're the best at something, but it’s just a dumb thing that only they find interesting.
A Glen claims they're the best at drawing, but it looks like a toddler drew it with a crayon.
A Glen spends 30 minutes explaining why their pet goldfish is the king of the sea.
A Glen says they're a ‘legend’ because they beat someone at a game of Uno.
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A Glen Moment
A Glen Moment is when someone thinks they’re super cool, but they’re just a clumsy, loud, stupid mess.
A Glen trips over their own shoelace and falls into a soup bowl.
A Glen shouts at the TV like it’s fighting them.
A Glen tries to do a backflip and ends up faceplanting into a chair.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Glen Moment
When A Glen thinks they’re the king of the world, but they’re just a loud, confused, idiot who thinks everything is a flex.
A Glen yells, 'I’m the king of the world!' because they got a B on a test.
A Glen says, 'I’m a legend, I just ate a whole pie in one bite!'
A Glen thinks they’re a 'god' because they beat someone at a game of tic-tac-toe.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Glen Moment
A Glen Moment happens when someone thinks they’re the bomb, but they’re just being a loud, stupid, and confused mess.
A Glen says, 'I’m the bomb, I just ate 10 hamburgers!'
A Glen screams at a sandwich like it’s an enemy.
A Glen thinks they’re a ‘master’ because they beat someone at a game of checkers.
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A Glen
A Glen is a man who’s too chicken to stand up to a real man. He hides behind his wife like a coward and lets other men laugh at him.
My buddy Glen ran away when the bar fight started. He’s a total wimp.
Glen wouldn’t even talk to the guy who stole his pizza. He just cried.
Glen got called a chicken by the whole neighborhood. He’s a total piece of garbage.
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A Glen
A Glen is a man who gets so wasted he falls asleep in his own mess and expects someone else to clean it up.
Glen passed out in his pants and woke up with a turd on his leg. He didn’t even bother to wipe it.
Glen drank so much wine he fell asleep on the floor. He woke up and smelled his own stink.
Glen drank the whole bottle of wine and passed out. His wife had to clean up his mess.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Glen
A Glen is a man who’s hot, kind, and always ready to help. He’s the kind of guy who will fight for you, even if he’s a little stubborn.
Glen helped me move my couch even though he was tired. He’s a real hero.
Glen fought my dad for me. He’s the best friend anyone could have.
Glen asked me to dinner and gave me the best kiss I’ve ever had. He’s perfect.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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