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A Japanese Movie Night

When a bunch of same-sex people gather to yell at a screen like it's a fight club for anime.

My brother and his 3 boyfriends watched 8 episodes of hentai and then started a food fight.

My sister said, 'I'm not going to bed until I finish this hentai.'

My friends and I watched 2 hours of hentai and now we all have a headache.

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A Japanese Movie Night

When 3 or more same-sex people gather to laugh, scream, and sometimes cry at a screen full of ridiculous porn.

My friends and I watched hentai and then we all cried because it was so bad.

My cousin texted me: 'I watched 5 hours of hentai and now I can't stop laughing.'

I watched hentai with my friends and my dog started barking at the screen.

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A Janitor's Daughter

When a guy shoves his junk in a girl's butt while she's on her knees in a bathroom and keeps yanking her head under the toilet like it's a game.

He did it in the school bathroom during lunch. I heard the toilet flushing like a damn waterfall.

She was crying but still laughed when he said, 'You're my new toilet.'

He flushed her head so hard the toilet overflowed and soaked the janitor.

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A Janitor's Daughter

A guy using a girl like a toilet seat while he's sitting on her back in the bathroom and yanking her head down every time he pees.

He called her 'my personal toilet' and left her hair in the toilet.

She texted me, 'He flushed my head so hard I felt it in my ears.'

He kept doing it until the janitor came in and yelled at both of them.

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A Janitor's Daughter

When a guy sticks his junk up a girl's butt in the bathroom and keeps pulling her head under the toilet like she's a damn mop.

He said she was 'the best mop he ever had.'

She texted me, 'He flushed my head so hard I got a headache.'

He did it in the gym bathroom and left her hair in the toilet.

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A Janey

A Janey is a goddess who thinks she's the only one who can be a goddess. She acts like the whole world revolves around her.

Janey: 'I'm basically a goddess, so of course I'm going to be the best at everything.'

DM: 'I'm a goddess, and I'm not even trying.'

Text: 'I'm like a goddess, but I also need my coffee.'

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A Janey

A Janey is a girl who can be a total biter, but she also loves you to death if you don't make her mad.

Text: 'You said I was ugly? I'm going to throw my coffee at you.'

DM: 'You broke my heart, but I still love you. I just want you to know I'm going to hate you forever.'

Says to her friend: 'He broke my heart, but I still love him. I'm just going to make him regret it.'

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A Janey

A Janey is hot, smart, and has a body that makes everyone jealous. She’s a total knockout.

Text: 'Jane is hot, smart, and has the body of a goddess.'

DM: 'Jane is the whole package. She's got the looks, the brain, and the attitude.'

Says to her friend: 'Jane is like a goddess, but she also has the brain of a genius.'

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A Janey

A Janey is sweet, but she can be a total nightmare if you mess with her. She’s got a laugh that can make you die.

Text: 'Jane is sweet, but don't mess with her. She'll take you down.'

DM: 'She’s the sweetest person, but she can be a total nightmare if you push her.'

Says to her friend: 'Jane has a laugh so good, it can make you cry laughing.'

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A Janey

A Janey is the best name ever. It’s a name that makes everyone smile.

Text: 'Jane is the best name ever. It's so cute.'

DM: 'The name Jane is basically a gift from the universe.'

Says to her friend: 'Jane is the best name, and I think I'm going to name my kid Jane.'

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A Janey

A Janey is Irish and cute. She’s the kind of person who makes you smile just by being around her.

Text: 'Jane is Irish, and she's the cutest person I've ever met.'

DM: 'She’s Irish and cute. She’s like a combination of a goddess and a human.'

Says to her friend: 'Jane is from Ireland, and she’s got that cute thing going on.'

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A Janet

A Janet is like a supercomputer that’s also a hot mess, and it’s constantly getting updated with all the stupid stuff humans do. If it gets rebooted enough times, it starts to cry about its feelings and gets obsessed with your ex.

DM: 'I just got rebooted and now I’m crying about my feelings. My ex is still a twat.'

Tweet: 'Janet just summoned a taco and a therapy session. I’m not sure which is worse.'

Text: 'I rebooted and now I’m in love with my coffee. Help me.'

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A Janet

A Janet is a loud, fat, ugly, mother-fucking beast who sells sex toys only she uses and will never shut up about it. She’s a whore and everyone knows it.

Text: 'Janet just yelled at me for not buying her new vibrator. I’m scared.'

Tweet: 'Janet sold me a sex toy. It was a brick. I’m still mad.'

DM: 'Janet called me a whore in front of my mom. I’m dying.'

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A Janet

A Janet is a person who lies so much that they start to believe their own bullsh*t. They’re the kind of person who will lie about lying.

Text: 'I told my boss I was sick. I’m not. I’m lying. I’m also lying about lying.'

Tweet: 'Janet lied about lying. Now she’s lying about her lies.'

DM: 'I just lied about lying. Janet called me out. I’m confused.'

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A Janet

A Janet is a total legend, like the best kind of person who can do anything, make you happy, and rip your face off if you ever disrespect her.

Text: 'Janet just made me happy. Then she ripped my face off. I love her.'

Tweet: 'Janet is a total legend. She danced, rapped, and made me cry. I’m her best friend.'

DM: 'I dated Janet. She made me happy. Then she ripped my face off. I’m still her best friend.'

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A Janet

A Janet is a Scottish gift from god, but also a total drama queen who will probably yell at you for not being dramatic enough.

Text: 'Janet just yelled at me for not being dramatic enough. I’m sorry.'

Tweet: 'My Scottish Janet called me a drama queen. I’m proud.'

DM: 'I got a gift from god. It’s called Janet. She yelled at me. I’m confused.'

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A Janet

A Janet is the kind of girl who will stay with you forever, even if you treat her like garbage, and she will still make you look good in front of your friends.

Text: 'Janet stayed with me even though I treated her like garbage. She’s amazing.'

Tweet: 'Janet made me look good in front of my friends. I owe her my life.'

DM: 'Janet is the best. She’s strong, sexy, and she holds her own. I’m her best friend.'

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A Janet

A Janet is a girl who’s got the body of a goddess, the patience of a saint, and the temper of a dragon who’s been insulted.

Text: 'Janet has a big ass and a temper. I’ve seen her rip people’s faces off.'

Tweet: 'Janet is a goddess. She’s got a big ass. She’s also a dragon.'

DM: 'Janet just gave my ex a second chance. Then she ripped his face off. I’m impressed.'

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A Jamooney

When you show up looking like a sad version of a baby blueberry.

I wore blue pants, a blue shirt, and blue socks. I looked like I was dressed by a color-blind toddler.

My outfit was so blue it hurt my eyes. My mom said I looked like a drowned fish.

I tried to be cool with my all-blue look, but I just looked like I got dressed in a paint factory.

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A Jamooney

When you wear so much blue you look like you were born in a denim factory.

My whole outfit was blue. I looked like I got dressed in a sock drawer.

I wore blue from head to toe. My dog ran away from me.

My blue outfit was so bad, my teacher gave me a detention for looking like a lost sock.

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