Discover Slang

'You're the sweetest thing I've ever seen, and that's like a fruit salad with glitter.', said by a guy who just walked in with a glittery dress and a fruit salad.

'You're cute and nice, like a fruit salad with glitter.', said by a guy who just walked in with a fruit salad and a glittery wig.

'You're the sweetest thing I've ever seen, and that's like a fruit salad with glitter.', said by a guy who just walked in with a glittery dress, a fruit salad, and a glittery wig.

My cousin is a swill. He still plays halo 3 and thinks he's better than me.

That kid is a swill. He hasn't left his room since 2012.

You're a swill if you still use the cheat code 'infinite ammo' in halo 3.

I swilled three sodas in one go and puked in the hallway.

She swilled the whole bottle of wine and still kept talking.

That guy swilled so much beer he passed out in the middle of the street.

The last quarter of my forty was the worst. It tasted like my grandma’s socks.

I drank the last swill of my forty and realized my life was a mistake.

That last swill was so bad I cried and asked for a refund.

Busch light is the swill of beers. It's like drinking a mop.

I drank keystone light and felt like I was drowning in water.

That swill beer made me want to punch the bartender.

He swilled the whole drink in one go and peed on the floor.

I swilled my soda so fast I got a brain fart.

That kid swilled so much he passed out and woke up in the trash.

Being a swill means you drink all day and still play halo 3.

She's a swill because she drinks and still thinks she's cool.

If you're a swill, you probably live in your mom's basement.

In Greenwich, if you swill, everyone knows you're a loser.

He swilled at the party and got kicked out of Greenwich.

Swilling in Greenwich means you're a public school kid who still drinks.

My Swingley cousin eats three pizzas and still beats me at Mario Kart.

My Swingley aunt just showed up in a fanny pack and a wig and said, 'I'm here to party.'

My Swingley uncle eats cereal for dinner and calls it 'a late-night snack.'

Darryl Stingley tried to stretch like a flamingo and got hit by a brick wall named Jack Tatum.

He got hit so hard he went from walking to wheeling like a madman.

Now he sits in a wheelchair eating pizza and calling Jack Tatum 'the wall.'

'I know Taylor's birthdate, her cat's name, and her third cousin's Instagram handle.'

'I cried when she didn't wear blue on that one album.'

'I named my kid after one of her songs.'

'I posted 100 tweets about Taylor’s new song before it even came out.'

'I showed up to her concert in a full Taylor Swift costume.'

'I told my boss I’d quit if he said anything mean about Taylor.'

'I spent $500 on Taylor merch and still think she's perfect.'

'I cried when her album dropped and I couldn't buy it.'

'I called my mom and said Taylor Swift is my soulmate.'

'I made a poster of Taylor and hung it on my ceiling.'

'I wear my Taylor Swift pajamas to work every day.'

'I know the lyrics to every song she ever sang.'

'I named my dog Taylor Swift.'

'I listened to her album 10 times before it even came out.'

'I told my teacher I’d fail if she didn’t let me talk about Taylor.'

'I bought every Taylor Swift song and still think she's the best.'

'I posted 500 tweets about her and still didn’t get enough likes.'

'I told my dad I’d move out if he said anything mean about Taylor.'

'I jerked off my crush and gave him a Razer Naga.'

'I made my brother do it just so I could laugh.'

'I posted the whole thing on Instagram.'

'I still believe in you', but I don't believe in you, I just believe in you being a sad dinosaur.

My mom said I was a dinosaur when I failed math.

My dog thinks he's a dinosaur and eats my homework.

I tripped in front of a senator, then Taylor Swift fell off a stage, and now we're both famous.

I told my teacher I was gonna be rich and then Elon Musk said the same thing.

I dropped my phone and now Kim Kardashian dropped her phone too.

I cried so much I got a migraine and a new nickname: Crybaby.

I danced so hard I got a sprained ankle and a new song.

I listened to 'Shake It Off' so much I forgot how to walk.