Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A big lumpy monster that walks around making people feel like they're worth something.

'I still believe in you', but I don't believe in you, I just believe in you being a sad dinosaur.

My mom said I was a dinosaur when I failed math.

My dog thinks he's a dinosaur and eats my homework.

2

When you mess up and then a famous person messes up too, but somehow you both become famous.

I tripped in front of a senator, then Taylor Swift fell off a stage, and now we're both famous.

I told my teacher I was gonna be rich and then Elon Musk said the same thing.

I dropped my phone and now Kim Kardashian dropped her phone too.

3

A disease you get from listening to too much Taylor Swift. You cry like a baby, act like a fool, and maybe even die.

I cried so much I got a migraine and a new nickname: Crybaby.

I danced so hard I got a sprained ankle and a new song.

I listened to 'Shake It Off' so much I forgot how to walk.

4

A stupid trucking company that hires people who can't even drive straight and make everyone look bad.

This trucking company dropped a truck in my driveway and now I have a new parking spot.

My uncle works there and his truck ran into a cow and then a mailbox.

This company is so bad I think they're trying to ruin the trucking business.

5

A word that means everything is awesome, like your mom says when you get an A.

'You're the best, honey!', my mom said that after I got an A.

My dog got a treat and said 'You're the best!', that's what awesome means.

My teacher said 'You're the best!' after I aced the test.

6

When you write a song about someone who broke up with you, but they're famous and it's annoying.

I wrote a song about my ex, and now it's on YouTube and people are singing it.

I wrote a song about my ex, and now he's famous and I'm not.

I wrote a song about my ex and now my ex is crying and I'm laughing.

7

When you date Taylor Swift for a little while, then she writes a mean song about you and you're never the same.

I dated Taylor Swift for a month, and now she wrote a song about me and I'm crying.

I dated Taylor Swift and she wrote a song about me, and now I'm famous for being sad.

I dated Taylor Swift, she broke up with me, and now I have a song called 'You're a Loser'.