A Swift - When you date Taylor Swift for a little while, then she writ

When you date Taylor Swift for a little while, then she writes a mean song about you and you're never the same.

I dated Taylor Swift for a month, and now she wrote a song about me and I'm crying.

I dated Taylor Swift and she wrote a song about me, and now I'm famous for being sad.

I dated Taylor Swift, she broke up with me, and now I have a song called 'You're a Loser'.