A Swifty

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A Swifty is a weirdo who knows every stupid detail about Taylor Swift and thinks she's better than everyone else.

'I know Taylor's birthdate, her cat's name, and her third cousin's Instagram handle.'

'I cried when she didn't wear blue on that one album.'

'I named my kid after one of her songs.'

A Swifty is a fan who thinks Taylor Swift is the only thing that matters. They’ll follow her on Twitter and scream at you if you say anything bad about her.

'I posted 100 tweets about Taylor’s new song before it even came out.'

'I showed up to her concert in a full Taylor Swift costume.'

'I told my boss I’d quit if he said anything mean about Taylor.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A Swifty is someone who thinks Taylor Swift is better than God. They’ll fight you on the internet and then call you a f***ing idiot.

'I spent $500 on Taylor merch and still think she's perfect.'

'I cried when her album dropped and I couldn't buy it.'

'I called my mom and said Taylor Swift is my soulmate.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A Swifty is someone who fangirls over Taylor Swift like it's their full-time job. They post about her on Tumblr and cry when she cries.

'I made a poster of Taylor and hung it on my ceiling.'

'I wear my Taylor Swift pajamas to work every day.'

'I know the lyrics to every song she ever sang.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A Swifty is a super fan who thinks Taylor Swift is the greatest thing ever. They live and breathe her music and would die for her.

'I named my dog Taylor Swift.'

'I listened to her album 10 times before it even came out.'

'I told my teacher I’d fail if she didn’t let me talk about Taylor.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A Swifty is the best kind of person. They love Taylor Swift more than anything and will beat you up if you say anything bad about her.

'I bought every Taylor Swift song and still think she's the best.'

'I posted 500 tweets about her and still didn’t get enough likes.'

'I told my dad I’d move out if he said anything mean about Taylor.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A Swifty is someone who jerks off a guy and then gives him a Razer Naga. They're weird and proud of it.

'I jerked off my crush and gave him a Razer Naga.'

'I made my brother do it just so I could laugh.'

'I posted the whole thing on Instagram.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago