A Swingley
A Swingley is a guy who got his legs smashed by a man who thought he was a tennis ball. He tried to stretch like a flamingo and got hit by a brick wall.
Darryl Stingley tried to stretch like a flamingo and got hit by a brick wall named Jack Tatum.
He got hit so hard he went from walking to wheeling like a madman.
Now he sits in a wheelchair eating pizza and calling Jack Tatum 'the wall.'