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A Tad
When you get high from weed and you’re so spaced out you think you’re in a dream. People who are way too tadded act like they’re in a different world.
He said he was way too tadded. He was walking around in a circle and talking to a tree.
She got mega ultra tadded and started singing to the ceiling fan.
He was way too tadded and said he was going to live in a tree.
A Tad
Total Anal Destruction. When you have to poop so bad you think your butt is going to explode.
I had total anal destruction and I had to go to the bathroom three times in one minute.
She had total anal destruction and her face turned red.
He had total anal destruction and he cried like a baby.
A TRUE PART Y
lying flat with legs wide open and getting BEATEN WITH A SHOVEL in your BUTT until your FEET are KISSING YOUR EARS.
my cousin's dog got a TRUE PART Y at the park and now he's screaming at the mailman
i had a TRUE PART Y in the back of a van and my pants got stuck to the floor
my aunt's cat got a TRUE PART Y and now he hates the vacuum cleaner
A TRUE PART Y
you lay down flat, legs wide open, and get SMOTHERED WITH A BURGER in your BUTT until your FINGERS are STUCK in your MOUTH.
my mom's friend got a TRUE PART Y at the grocery store and now she can't open her eyes
i got a TRUE PART Y in the school bus and now the driver hates me
my brother got a TRUE PART Y and now he thinks the moon is made of pizza
A TRUE PART Y
you lie flat with legs open and get BURNT WITH A FRYER in your BUTT until your BRAINS are SMOKING out your NOSE.
my dad got a TRUE PART Y in the kitchen and now he can't stop sneezing
my neighbor got a TRUE PART Y and now his dog hates him
i got a TRUE PART Y in the mall and now the escalator won't stop moving
A T Swizzle Gang
A bunch of kids who think Taylor Swift is the most important person ever. They worship her like she’s a god and will yell at you if you say she’s not the best singer of the decade.
Taylor Swift is the reason I passed math. You’re not worthy.
I’m gonna cry if she doesn’t win the Grammy again.
You don’t even know what a ‘1989’ is. You’re a loser.
A T Swizzle Gang
A group of kids who think they’re cool because they like Taylor Swift. They talk about her like she’s the only person who matters and will call you a ‘Swiftie hater’ if you disagree.
You’re a ‘Swiftie hater’ and I’m gonna beat you up.
I like Taylor more than you like your mom.
You can’t even sing ‘Shake It Off’ right. You’re trash.
A T Swizzle Gang
A gang of kids who are obsessed with Taylor Swift. They think she’s the best singer ever and will swear at you if you say she’s not the greatest of the decade.
I’ll swear on my mom’s life that Taylor is the best singer ever.
You don’t even know what ‘Speak Now’ is. You’re a failure.
She’s better than your dad. And your dad is a failure.
A T Swizzle Gang
A crew of kids who think Taylor Swift is the most important person on Earth. They’ll call you a ‘Swiftie hater’ and make fun of you if you don’t like her.
You’re a ‘Swiftie hater’ and I’m going to mock you in class.
Taylor is better than your crush. Your crush is a dud.
You can’t even dance to ‘22’ right. You’re a dud.
A T Swizzle Gang
A group of kids who are so into Taylor Swift they think she’s the best singer of the decade. They’ll swear at you if you say she’s not the best.
I swear on my life that Taylor is the best singer of the decade.
You can’t even sing ‘All Too Well’ right. You’re a dud.
She’s better than your dad’s job. Your dad’s job is a dud.
A T Swizzle Gang
A pack of kids who think Taylor Swift is the most important person ever. They’ll make fun of you if you don’t like her and say she’s the best singer of the decade.
You’re a dud because you don’t like Taylor.
Taylor is the best singer of the decade. You’re not.
She’s better than your crush. Your crush is a dud.
A Synchro
A Synchro is when stuff happens at the same time, like magic or some messed-up plan. It’s like the universe is whispering, 'You owe me a Coke!'
'Damn, I just got a text from my ex right after I posted about them. Synchro!'
'I dropped my phone in the toilet and my roommate did too. That’s a synchro!'
'I just got a job offer and my dog pooped on my shoes. That’s a synchro!'
A Synchro
When someone says 'Cooool' like it’s the worst thing ever. It’s fake cool, like they just got a ticket to a concert and it’s not even cool.
'Cooool, I got stuck in traffic and my pizza is cold.'
'Cooool, I forgot my password and now I’m stuck.'
'Cooool, I just got yelled at by my boss.'
A Synchro
When two people say the same thing at the same time. It’s like they’re trying to jinx each other but it just makes them look dumb.
'We both said 'What the hell?' at the same time. That’s a synchro!'
'He said 'That’s the worst movie ever!' and I said it too. Jinx!'
'We both yelled 'I quit!' at the same time. That’s a synchro.'
A Synchro
When a bunch of people have sex and then all come at the same time. It’s like they had a secret meeting about it.
'We all came at the same time. That’s a synchro!'
'They had a synchro and it was the best thing ever.'
'The whole group had a synchro and it was like a party.'
A Synchro
A Synchro is someone who plays Yu-Gi-Oh and always wins because they have this weird monster called a synchro monster. It’s like they cheat.
'I just lost to a synchro again. They must be magic.'
'That guy is a synchro. He always wins.'
'She’s a synchro, and she always beats me with that stupid monster.'
A Synchro
When people who live together start pooping at the same time. It’s like they have a secret pact. It’s worse than sharing a bathroom with your ex.
'Why are we all pooping at the same time? That’s a synchro!'
'He pooped right after me. That’s a synchro.'
'We all have synchro poops. It’s the worst.'
A Synchro
A Synchro is a girl who swims in sync with others. They look hot, work hard, and have the body of a goddess. They’re like the Beyoncé of swimming.
'That synchro girl is hotter than my ex.'
'She’s a synchro, and she’s got a body like a goddess.'
'They’re all synchros and they’re swimming like they’re in a competition.'
A Syringe Hicky
When you get stuck with the tiny part of a syringe for so long in science class that your finger looks like it got run over by a truck
My finger is a bruise the size of a pizza after holding that syringe for 10 minutes.
I had to hold the syringe so long my finger looked like it had a second job.
I got a syringe hicky so bad I thought my finger was going to quit on me.
A Syringe Hicky
When you get a red mark on your finger from holding a syringe so long it feels like it’s about to fall off
My finger is red and sore from holding that syringe like it was my last chance to survive.
After holding the syringe for 20 minutes, my finger looked like it had been in a fight.
I got a syringe hicky so bad I thought my finger was going to cry.
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