A Synchro

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A Synchro is when stuff happens at the same time, like magic or some messed-up plan. It’s like the universe is whispering, 'You owe me a Coke!'
'Damn, I just got a text from my ex right after I posted about them. Synchro!'
'I dropped my phone in the toilet and my roommate did too. That’s a synchro!'
'I just got a job offer and my dog pooped on my shoes. That’s a synchro!'
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When someone says 'Cooool' like it’s the worst thing ever. It’s fake cool, like they just got a ticket to a concert and it’s not even cool.
'Cooool, I got stuck in traffic and my pizza is cold.'
'Cooool, I forgot my password and now I’m stuck.'
'Cooool, I just got yelled at by my boss.'
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When two people say the same thing at the same time. It’s like they’re trying to jinx each other but it just makes them look dumb.
'We both said 'What the hell?' at the same time. That’s a synchro!'
'He said 'That’s the worst movie ever!' and I said it too. Jinx!'
'We both yelled 'I quit!' at the same time. That’s a synchro.'
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When a bunch of people have sex and then all come at the same time. It’s like they had a secret meeting about it.
'We all came at the same time. That’s a synchro!'
'They had a synchro and it was the best thing ever.'
'The whole group had a synchro and it was like a party.'
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A Synchro is someone who plays Yu-Gi-Oh and always wins because they have this weird monster called a synchro monster. It’s like they cheat.
'I just lost to a synchro again. They must be magic.'
'That guy is a synchro. He always wins.'
'She’s a synchro, and she always beats me with that stupid monster.'
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When people who live together start pooping at the same time. It’s like they have a secret pact. It’s worse than sharing a bathroom with your ex.
'Why are we all pooping at the same time? That’s a synchro!'
'He pooped right after me. That’s a synchro.'
'We all have synchro poops. It’s the worst.'
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A Synchro is a girl who swims in sync with others. They look hot, work hard, and have the body of a goddess. They’re like the Beyoncé of swimming.
'That synchro girl is hotter than my ex.'
'She’s a synchro, and she’s got a body like a goddess.'
'They’re all synchros and they’re swimming like they’re in a competition.'
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