A TRUE PART Y

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lying flat with legs wide open and getting BEATEN WITH A SHOVEL in your BUTT until your FEET are KISSING YOUR EARS.

my cousin's dog got a TRUE PART Y at the park and now he's screaming at the mailman

i had a TRUE PART Y in the back of a van and my pants got stuck to the floor

my aunt's cat got a TRUE PART Y and now he hates the vacuum cleaner

you lay down flat, legs wide open, and get SMOTHERED WITH A BURGER in your BUTT until your FINGERS are STUCK in your MOUTH.

my mom's friend got a TRUE PART Y at the grocery store and now she can't open her eyes

i got a TRUE PART Y in the school bus and now the driver hates me

my brother got a TRUE PART Y and now he thinks the moon is made of pizza

you lie flat with legs open and get BURNT WITH A FRYER in your BUTT until your BRAINS are SMOKING out your NOSE.

my dad got a TRUE PART Y in the kitchen and now he can't stop sneezing

my neighbor got a TRUE PART Y and now his dog hates him

i got a TRUE PART Y in the mall and now the escalator won't stop moving