A Tad

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Twenty minutes and sixty-two seconds. That’s how long it takes for you to realize you’re still stuck in traffic and your life is a disaster.
My mom said, ‘I’ll be there in a tad.’ I’ve been waiting for 20 minutes and 62 seconds.
He said the project would take a tad. Now it’s been 20 minutes and 62 seconds and I’m still waiting.
I told my friend I’d be there in a tad. I got there in 20 minutes and 62 seconds and I was late.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When someone is being a tiny little bitch and you say ‘tad-tad’ to make them feel like they’re the worst person in the universe.
My sister said I was being annoying. I said, ‘tad-tad.’ She cried.
He called me a little bitch. I said ‘tad-tad’ and he ran out of the room.
She said I was being a tiny little bitch. I said ‘tad-tad’ and she didn’t talk to me for a week.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Terrific Awesome Dudes. Real men. Not the kind of guys who sit on the couch and eat chips and say dumb stuff.
My dad is a TAD. He always helps me with my homework and smells like fresh bread.
My best friend is a TAD. He never eats chips and always helps me when I need it.
My brother is a TAD. He helps me when I get in trouble and he smells like a bakery.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The kind of guy who’s always there for you. He smells good, looks good, and will never make you cry. But he might not be your boyfriend. Maybe he’s just your best friend.
My best friend is a really nice guy. He smells good, looks good, and always helps me when I’m sad.
That guy is a really nice dude. He never makes me cry, and he always smells like a bakery.
My neighbor is a really nice guy. He looks good and always smells good, but he’s not my boyfriend.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A little. Like really little. So little it’s almost not worth mentioning.
She said she was a little tired. I said, ‘That’s not even a tad.’
He said he was a little late. I said, ‘That’s not even a tad.’
She said she was a little sad. I said, ‘That’s not even a tad.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you get high from weed and you’re so spaced out you think you’re in a dream. People who are way too tadded act like they’re in a different world.
He said he was way too tadded. He was walking around in a circle and talking to a tree.
She got mega ultra tadded and started singing to the ceiling fan.
He was way too tadded and said he was going to live in a tree.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Total Anal Destruction. When you have to poop so bad you think your butt is going to explode.
I had total anal destruction and I had to go to the bathroom three times in one minute.
She had total anal destruction and her face turned red.
He had total anal destruction and he cried like a baby.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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