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A Friendly Bitch

A Friendly Bitch is the kind of girl who calls you a bitch but makes it sound like a compliment. She’s got the tongue of a viper and the heart of a bully.

You’re a little bitch but I like you

I call you a bitch because I know it means something special

You’re a bitch but I wouldn’t have you any other way

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A Friend of the Enemy

This person is a total beast who hangs with you like a brother, but if you mess with him, he'll rip your head off and use it as a football.

My cousin's a friend of the enemy. He's been hanging with me since we were kids. Last week he saw me throw my dog off a bridge. Now he's coming for me.

That guy at the gym is a friend of the enemy. He smiles at me, but I know he's plotting my doom.

My friend's a friend of the enemy. He stood up for me when I got in a fight. Now I have to stand up for him when he gets in a fight with my dad.

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A Friend of the Enemy

When two besties turn into rivals, fight like a bunch of angry raccoons, and then somehow end up together because they’re both too stubborn to back down.

My ex and I were best friends. Then we broke up. Now we fight like raccoons every time we see each other. Still, we can’t stay apart.

My friend and his crush used to be besties. Now they're fighting like raccoons. They still end up together every time.

My sister and her best friend turned into raccoons. They fought like crazy. Now they're together and still fighting.

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A Friend of the Enemy

Punky Pewster’s favorite way to have sex. It’s so weird, we don’t even know how it works. Just go with it.

Punky Pewster said his favorite position is a friend of the enemy. We asked what it was. He said, 'Don’t ask. Just do it.'

At the party, someone asked Punky Pewster about his favorite position. He said, 'It’s a friend of the enemy. I don’t even know what it is.'

Punky Pewster’s favorite position is a friend of the enemy. We asked why. He said, 'Because it’s confusing and weird. Just go with it.'

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A Friend of the Enemy

People who pretend to like you, but they're actually working with the enemy behind your back. They're like a betrayal in disguise.

My coworker is a friend of the enemy. He acts like he's my best friend. But he's been taking my ideas and giving them to my boss.

My friend is a friend of the enemy. She acts like she's on my side. But she's been giving me the worst advice.

My neighbor is a friend of the enemy. She's been talking to my mom. Now she knows all my secrets.

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A Friend You Call Ted

A guy who hangs out with your girlfriends but only because he thinks he's still your friend. Like Ted from that dumb movie.

Ted: 'Hey, I'm just hanging out with your girlfriend. It's a friendship thing.'

Ted: 'I'm not cheating, I'm just being social.'

Ted: 'I'm not your problem, I'm your best friend.'

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A Friend You Call Ted

A guy who flirts with your girlfriends but acts like he's not doing anything wrong. Ted from that holiday movie.

Ted: 'She's just a friend. A very attractive friend.'

Ted: 'I'm not the problem, your friend is.'

Ted: 'I'm just being friendly, not being a jerk.'

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A Friend You Call Ted

A guy who takes every chance to be with your girlfriends but still calls himself your best friend. Ted from that stupid movie.

Ted: 'I'm just hanging out with your girlfriend. What's the big deal?'

Ted: 'I'm not your enemy, I'm your best friend.'

Ted: 'I'm just being friendly, not being a cheater.'

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A Friend Of Mine

Means you’re the kind of guy who thinks they're cool but really just know someone who is.

My cousin got in a fight with a cop. It was a friend of mine.

My dog peed on the carpet. It was a friend of mine.

My ex got engaged. It was a friend of mine.

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A Friend Of Mine

A way to tell a stupid story without getting called out for being a total idiot.

I got stuck in a toilet. It was a friend of mine.

I cried at a movie. It was a friend of mine.

I got fired. It was a friend of mine.

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A Friend Of Mine

When you’re too cheap to buy a friend, so you just steal one from someone else’s list.

I added my friend’s friend. It was a friend of mine.

I stalked my friend’s friend. It was a friend of mine.

I friended my friend’s friend. It was a friend of mine.

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A Friend Of Mine

A sneaky way to say it was you, but you’re too scared to admit it.

My friend got a tattoo. It was a friend of mine.

My friend got in trouble. It was a friend of mine.

My friend fell off a cliff. It was a friend of mine.

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A Friend In My Maretime

Somebody you barely know but still say is your best friend because you're too lazy to find a real one.

Hey, remember that guy from the vending machine? He's my best friend forever.

My 'best friend' from middle school texted me once. That's it.

I called my 'best friend' to tell him I got a D. He said, 'Cool.'

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A Friend In My Maretime

A person who you pretend is your friend so you don't look like a total loser.

I'm friends with this guy. He doesn't even know my name.

I added 100 people on Instagram just to look popular.

My 'friend' asked me to his birthday party. I showed up and left immediately.

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A Friend In My Maretime

A fake friend who only talks to you when they need something.

He texts me every time he needs money. That's it.

My 'friend' only calls me when he's stuck in jail.

She said she'd be my friend forever. Now she's my ex.

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A Friend In My Maretime

A person who you call your friend but you don't even like them that much.

I said we're best friends. He said he'd be my best friend forever. Now we're just strangers.

She's my friend. I don't even know her favorite color.

I said we're best friends. Now I have to text her 10 times a day.

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A Friend In My Maretime

A person who you call your friend but they never return the favor.

I call him my best friend. He calls me a 'crappy friend.'

I'm his best friend. He doesn't even know who I am.

I texted him 10 times. He said, 'Cool.'

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A Friend In My Maretime

A friend you only have because you're too dumb to find a real one.

He's my best friend. He's also my worst enemy.

I said we're best friends. Now he texts me every day.

My 'best friend' is my neighbor. He's 10 years older than me.

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A Friend

what women think you are before they realize you're a useless waste of oxygen

You: 'Hey, wanna hang out?' Her: 'Sure, you're my friend.' You: 'Great, I'll just stay here forever then.'

She texts you: 'We're friends, right?' You: 'Yeah, I guess.' She: 'Great, I can call you whenever I need a free ride.'

You ask her out. She says, 'We're just friends.' You: 'Okay, but I'm still gonna be your friend.'

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A Friend

a love that's just too weak to be called a real relationship

You: 'We're just friends.' Her: 'Yeah, but we could be more.' You: 'No, we're just friends.'

You try to make a move. She says, 'We're still friends.' You: 'Okay, I'm just gonna stay a friend forever then.'

She texts you: 'We're friends, so I can just call you whenever I feel like it.' You: 'That's not a friend, that's a leech.'

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