A Friend You Call Ted

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A guy who hangs out with your girlfriends but only because he thinks he's still your friend. Like Ted from that dumb movie.
Ted: 'Hey, I'm just hanging out with your girlfriend. It's a friendship thing.'
Ted: 'I'm not cheating, I'm just being social.'
Ted: 'I'm not your problem, I'm your best friend.'
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A guy who flirts with your girlfriends but acts like he's not doing anything wrong. Ted from that holiday movie.
Ted: 'She's just a friend. A very attractive friend.'
Ted: 'I'm not the problem, your friend is.'
Ted: 'I'm just being friendly, not being a jerk.'
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A guy who takes every chance to be with your girlfriends but still calls himself your best friend. Ted from that stupid movie.
Ted: 'I'm just hanging out with your girlfriend. What's the big deal?'
Ted: 'I'm not your enemy, I'm your best friend.'
Ted: 'I'm just being friendly, not being a cheater.'
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