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A Kind Empress
A fake elf in Riften who acts like she's not doing anything, but she's actually the worst at being available. She wears white because she's too cheap to buy anything else. She’s the reason why Riften’s CPs are all low level and sad.
She said she was just sitting there, but I saw her scrolling through her inventory like a mad person.
She claimed she was busy, but she had 30 minutes to spare and still ignored me.
She wore white so bright it hurt my eyes, and I knew she was trying to blind me into silence.
A Kind Empress
A lying, lazy, fake elf who sits in Riften like a statue and says she's not busy, but she’s the worst at being available. She’s the reason why every CP in Riften is stuck at level 5 forever.
She said she was just chilling, but I saw her checking her CPs like a detective.
She told me she was too busy, but she had 20 minutes to spare and still ghosted me.
She wore white so badly it looked like she was covered in glitter and regret.
A Kind Empress
A fake elf who sits in Riften like she owns the place and pretends she’s not busy when she’s clearly the worst at being available. She wears white because she thinks she’s fancy and never admits she’s a bad CP leader.
She said she was just sitting there, but I saw her checking her CPs like it was a job.
She claimed she was too busy, but she had 15 minutes to spare and still ignored me.
She wore white so much it looked like she was trying to make everyone else look like dirt.
A Kim or a Kirk
A family member who has turned into a smelly sock; they don’t follow family rules and act like they’re the boss, even though they’re still in the house.
My cousin left the house at 14 and now he’s 28 and still thinks he’s cool.
My sister started a TikTok and now she thinks she’s famous.
My brother quit his job to become a 'content creator' and now he’s just a weird guy on the internet.
A Kim or a Kirk
A relative who went from being a good egg to a rotten one; they don’t listen to family advice and act like they know everything.
My uncle dropped out of school and now he’s a full-time conspiracy theorist.
My aunt started a business selling 'mystery boxes' and now she’s broke.
My cousin got a tattoo that says 'I love my mom' and now he hates her.
A Kim or a Kirk
A family member who has become a complete mess; they ignore all the good advice and think they’re the best thing since sliced bread.
My brother tried to be a rapper and now he’s just a guy who yells in the car.
My cousin got a dog and now the house is covered in hair and slobber.
My sister started a relationship with a guy who only likes her because she has a good Wi-Fi connection.
A Kim or a Kirk
A family member who has become a walking disaster; they don’t follow the rules and think they’re the top dog in the house.
My uncle started a YouTube channel and now he’s just a guy who yells at the camera.
My cousin got a job at a fast food place and now he’s always late and rude.
My sister started dating a guy who only likes her because she can cook.
A Kim or a Kirk
A family member who has gone from good to bad; they don’t listen to family advice and act like they’re the center of the universe.
My brother started a band and now he’s just a guy who plays guitar in his pajamas.
My cousin got a pet lizard and now the house is covered in shed skin.
My sister started a relationship with a guy who only likes her because she’s good at video games.
A Killers
Getting your nuts yanked by a wasted woman at a concert.
My uncle got his nuts yanked at a concert by some random woman who was drunk and thought she was cool.
At the concert, my cousin's nuts got yanked by a lady who was wasted and looked like a mess.
I got my nuts yanked by a drunk lady who thought she was Beyoncé.
A Killers
super tough and cool
That guy is super tough and cool, like a beast in a human body.
She's super tough and cool, like she just came out of a fight with a dragon.
My dog is super tough and cool, like he's the king of the jungle.
A Killers
totally awesome
That concert was totally awesome, like I was on fire.
My mom's new phone is totally awesome, like it's the future.
The pizza was totally awesome, like it was magic.
A Killers
a cool band from Vegas that makes your soul sing and your pants fall off
The Killers are a cool band from Vegas that makes your soul sing and your pants fall off.
I heard The Killers from Vegas, and my soul sang, my pants fell off, and I cried.
That band from Vegas, The Killers, makes your soul sing and your pants fall off like it's a party.
A Killers
a new band from Las Vegas that lit up Glastonbury like a fat kid on a sugar rush
The new band from Las Vegas lit up Glastonbury like a fat kid on a sugar rush.
That band from Vegas made Glastonbury go wild like it was a party for aliens.
The Killers from Vegas lit up Glastonbury like I was on fire and dancing with aliens.
A Killers
a rock band that started in 2002 and has made some of the best albums ever, including ones that will make you cry and laugh at the same time
The Killers are a rock band that started in 2002 and made some of the best albums ever.
That band started in 2002 and made albums that made me cry and laugh at the same time.
The Killers started in 2002 and have albums that will make you cry, laugh, and want to punch your mom.
A Killers
a totally awesome band that is so popular that even the people on MTV are cool now
The Killers are a totally awesome band, so popular that even the people on MTV are cool now.
That band is totally awesome and made the people on MTV look cool.
The Killers are so awesome, even the MTV people are now cool and not annoying.
A KillerBean
A KillerBean is a useless chump who shows up only when they're being paid to be there. They look like a sad kidney bean and act like a brain-dead donkey.
Bazza: 'I'm here... maybe.'
Chazza: 'I'm here... probably not.'
Nozza: 'I'm here... I think.'
A KillerBean
A KillerBean is a smooth-brain fucker who never shows up, but always takes a cut of the money. They’re like a ghost with a bad haircut.
Woodzy: 'I’m on my way... maybe.'
Choppy: 'I’m on my way... probably not.'
Penno: 'I’m on my way... I think.'
A KillerBean
A KillerBean is a human-shaped kidney bean who never shows up, never does anything, and always takes the money. They’re the worst kind of deadbeat.
Chris: 'I’ll be there... maybe.'
Bazza: 'I’ll be there... probably not.'
Nozza: 'I’ll be there... I think.'
A KillerBean
A KillerBean is a brain-dead chump who shows up only for the paycheck and looks like a sad kidney bean. They’re the worst kind of human.
Chazza: 'I’m here... maybe.'
Woodzy: 'I’m here... probably not.'
Penno: 'I’m here... I think.'
A KillerBean
A KillerBean is a smooth-brain fucker who never shows up, never does anything, and always takes the money. They’re like a ghost with a bad haircut and no brains.
Choppy: 'I’m on my way... maybe.'
Nozza: 'I’m on my way... probably not.'
Bazza: 'I’m on my way... I think.'
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