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A Fucking Stick
A person who is so useless and annoying that you want to punch them in the throat.
"He's the worst," said the guy who got picked on.
The girl who was ignored said, "That guy is a total loser."
The guy who got insulted said, "That guy is a total waste of space."
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A Fucking Stick
A penis. That's it. Nothing more, nothing less.
"He has the biggest one," said the guy who was jealous.
The girl who was looking said, "That guy has a nice stick."
The guy who got beaten up said, "That stick is the reason I'm alive."
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A Fucking Stick
A person who is so useless and annoying that you can't stand them.
"He's the worst," said the guy who got picked on.
The girl who was ignored said, "That guy is a total waste of space."
The guy who got insulted said, "That guy is a real pain in the ass."
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A Fucking Ninja
When someone is a ninja and is so good they make you question why you ever tried to be a ninja in the first place.
My mom found out I was sneaking pizza into my room. I was a fucking ninja.
He escaped from jail like it was a bad dream.
I walked past my teacher without her seeing me. I’m a fucking ninja.
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A Fucking Ninja
Like a fucking ninja means you vanish from somewhere or something without anyone knowing you were ever there.
I left the party without anyone seeing me. I’m a fucking ninja.
He left the house before his mom woke up. A fucking ninja.
She slipped out the back door like she had a secret mission.
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A Fucking Ninja
A woman who hides how wild she is. If you find her and you're wild too, never let her go. She’ll blow your mind and make your life amazing.
She’s a wild beast in disguise. I’m falling for her.
He found her secret life and now he can’t leave her.
She’s the wildest woman I’ve ever met and she’s hiding it.
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A Fucking Ninja
When you do the deed without a sound and without anyone knowing you were even there.
I had sex in the hallway and no one heard a thing.
He did it under the bed and no one knew he was there.
She sneaked in and did the deed without anyone knowing.
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A Fucking Ninja
When you do the deed in a super fast, loud, and awesome way. It’s like a movie scene but you’re the hero.
He did it so fast I didn’t even know what happened.
She did it before I could say anything.
They did it in seconds and no one saw them.
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A Fucking Ninja
When you do the deed quickly and it hits like a lightning bolt. It’s wild and it’s awesome.
He did it so fast I didn’t even know he was there.
She did it before I could react.
They did it in a flash and it was amazing.
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A Fucking Ninja
When you do the deed and the other person doesn’t even know you were there. It’s like magic.
He did it and I didn’t even know he was there.
She did it before I could say anything.
They did it without anyone knowing they were there.
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A Fucking Mike
The worst kind of friend. He's either a loudmouth, a brainless joker, or a complete idiot who thinks he's the king of the world. That's a fucking Mike.
'Dude, why did you bring 10 pizzas to the party? You're a fucking Mike.'
'Mike showed up to the concert wearing a chicken suit. No one knows why.'
'Mike tried to explain the internet to my grandma. It was a disaster.'
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A Fucking Mike
When you're having sex so much it feels like you're in a never-ending love story, that's consecutive sex. Also known as the best kind of life.
'I had consecutive sex for three days straight. I didn't even care about my job.'
'Consecutive sex is like eating your favorite candy nonstop. It's pure bliss.'
'We had consecutive sex in the park. The cops came.'
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A Fucking Gay Nigga
A black man who gets his heart broken by a white man and then tries to tell his mom but she throws a Bible at him.
My cousin got dumped by a guy who wore Abercrombie and Fitch. Now he’s crying in the hallway.
My uncle told his mom he was gay. She said, 'You’re not getting any inheritance.'
He tried to come out to his dad. His dad said, 'You’re not getting the family car.'
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A Fucking Gay Nigga
A black man who loves another man so much he would let him take his last slice of pizza and still call him a king.
He let the guy take the last slice and still said, 'You’re the king of my heart.'
He watched his man eat the whole pizza and said, 'That’s the best part of being gay.'
He gave him his last slice and said, 'You’re the only one I’ll ever love.'
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A Fucking Gay Nigga
A black man who got tossed out of his house for liking another man and now lives in his car with a bunch of pizza boxes.
He got kicked out and now sleeps in his car with a pizza box under his head.
His mom said, 'You’re not getting any money. You can live in your car.'
He’s been eating pizza for a year and still hasn’t told his dad.
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A Fucking Gay Nigga
A black man who’s so gay he thinks a white man is the best thing since sliced bread and still gets yelled at by his dad.
He says the white guy is better than sliced bread. His dad said, 'You’re crazy.'
He told his dad he was gay. His dad said, 'You’re not getting any money.'
He still thinks the white guy is the best thing since sliced bread.
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A Fucking Gay Nigga
A black man who gets dumped by a white man and then texts his ex every day asking if he can come back.
He texts his ex every day like, 'Can I come back?'
He got dumped but still texts his ex like it’s a love story.
He said, 'I’ll take the last slice of pizza if you take me back.'
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A Fucking Gay Nigga
A black man who gets disowned by his family for liking a white man and now just texts his ex every day.
He got disowned but still texts his ex every day.
He’s been texting his ex for a year and still hasn’t come back.
His mom said, 'You’re not getting any inheritance.' He said, 'But I still love you.'
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A Fucker
A person who messes with you constantly. They're sneaky, mean, and laugh at your pain. They're either super cute or super ugly. Either way, they're hard to figure out and make your life a nightmare.
Why you always gotta be so annoying? You're like my personal pain in the ass.
You’re the reason I’m up at 2 a. m. thinking about my life choices.
I saw you whispering to my crush. I know you're a fucker.
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A Fucker
A cheater. The worst kind. They lie, steal, and laugh at you while doing it. They're low life and don't deserve your respect.
You cheated on me with my best friend? You're the worst.
I trusted you and you went behind my back. Classic fucker move.
You’re a disgrace. A real piece of garbage.
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