A Fucking Stick

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A stick that looks like something from a stupid reality show. It was made by a guy who eats bugs, taken by a guy who thinks he's tough, and named by a girl who said something stupid.
"That stick is the most useless thing I've ever seen," said the guy who lost a bet.
"I took that stick and I'm not giving it back," said the guy who thinks he's a warrior.
The girl who named it said, "It's like a magical stick from another world."
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A stick that's used for fun, sex, pain, and everything in between. It's a pole, a rod, a sword, and a tool of torture all in one.
"That stick is the reason I'm still alive," said the guy who got beaten up.
"I use that stick for everything," said the guy who's into weird stuff.
The guy who got stuck with it said, "That stick is my nemesis."
3
A word that means an idiot, a piece of trash, and someone who makes your life worse.
"You're the worst," said the guy who got yelled at.
The girl who was ignored said, "That guy is a total idiot."
The guy who was picked on said, "That guy is a real bastard."
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A way to call someone a dick, but with more swear words and more attitude.
"You're the worst kind of dick," said the guy who got insulted.
The girl who was ignored said, "He's a total fuck stick."
The guy who got picked on said, "That guy is a real fuck stick."
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A person who is so useless and annoying that you want to punch them in the throat.
"He's the worst," said the guy who got picked on.
The girl who was ignored said, "That guy is a total loser."
The guy who got insulted said, "That guy is a total waste of space."
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A penis. That's it. Nothing more, nothing less.
"He has the biggest one," said the guy who was jealous.
The girl who was looking said, "That guy has a nice stick."
The guy who got beaten up said, "That stick is the reason I'm alive."
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A person who is so useless and annoying that you can't stand them.
"He's the worst," said the guy who got picked on.
The girl who was ignored said, "That guy is a total waste of space."
The guy who got insulted said, "That guy is a real pain in the ass."
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