A Fucking Stick
A stick that's used for fun, sex, pain, and everything in between. It's a pole, a rod, a sword, and a tool of torture all in one.
"That stick is the reason I'm still alive," said the guy who got beaten up.
"I use that stick for everything," said the guy who's into weird stuff.
The guy who got stuck with it said, "That stick is my nemesis."