A Fucking Gay Nigga

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A black man who gets his heart broken by a white man and then tries to tell his mom but she throws a Bible at him.
My cousin got dumped by a guy who wore Abercrombie and Fitch. Now he’s crying in the hallway.
My uncle told his mom he was gay. She said, 'You’re not getting any inheritance.'
He tried to come out to his dad. His dad said, 'You’re not getting the family car.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A black man who loves another man so much he would let him take his last slice of pizza and still call him a king.
He let the guy take the last slice and still said, 'You’re the king of my heart.'
He watched his man eat the whole pizza and said, 'That’s the best part of being gay.'
He gave him his last slice and said, 'You’re the only one I’ll ever love.'
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A black man who got tossed out of his house for liking another man and now lives in his car with a bunch of pizza boxes.
He got kicked out and now sleeps in his car with a pizza box under his head.
His mom said, 'You’re not getting any money. You can live in your car.'
He’s been eating pizza for a year and still hasn’t told his dad.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A black man who’s so gay he thinks a white man is the best thing since sliced bread and still gets yelled at by his dad.
He says the white guy is better than sliced bread. His dad said, 'You’re crazy.'
He told his dad he was gay. His dad said, 'You’re not getting any money.'
He still thinks the white guy is the best thing since sliced bread.
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A black man who gets dumped by a white man and then texts his ex every day asking if he can come back.
He texts his ex every day like, 'Can I come back?'
He got dumped but still texts his ex like it’s a love story.
He said, 'I’ll take the last slice of pizza if you take me back.'
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A black man who gets disowned by his family for liking a white man and now just texts his ex every day.
He got disowned but still texts his ex every day.
He’s been texting his ex for a year and still hasn’t come back.
His mom said, 'You’re not getting any inheritance.' He said, 'But I still love you.'
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