A Fucking Ninja

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When someone is a ninja and is so good they make you question why you ever tried to be a ninja in the first place.
My mom found out I was sneaking pizza into my room. I was a fucking ninja.
He escaped from jail like it was a bad dream.
I walked past my teacher without her seeing me. I’m a fucking ninja.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Like a fucking ninja means you vanish from somewhere or something without anyone knowing you were ever there.
I left the party without anyone seeing me. I’m a fucking ninja.
He left the house before his mom woke up. A fucking ninja.
She slipped out the back door like she had a secret mission.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A woman who hides how wild she is. If you find her and you're wild too, never let her go. She’ll blow your mind and make your life amazing.
She’s a wild beast in disguise. I’m falling for her.
He found her secret life and now he can’t leave her.
She’s the wildest woman I’ve ever met and she’s hiding it.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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When you do the deed without a sound and without anyone knowing you were even there.
I had sex in the hallway and no one heard a thing.
He did it under the bed and no one knew he was there.
She sneaked in and did the deed without anyone knowing.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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When you do the deed in a super fast, loud, and awesome way. It’s like a movie scene but you’re the hero.
He did it so fast I didn’t even know what happened.
She did it before I could say anything.
They did it in seconds and no one saw them.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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When you do the deed quickly and it hits like a lightning bolt. It’s wild and it’s awesome.
He did it so fast I didn’t even know he was there.
She did it before I could react.
They did it in a flash and it was amazing.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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When you do the deed and the other person doesn’t even know you were there. It’s like magic.
He did it and I didn’t even know he was there.
She did it before I could say anything.
They did it without anyone knowing they were there.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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