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A Jackson
When you were a rock kid who hated pop, then you heard Michael Jackson and you f***ing lost your mind
I hated pop until I heard ‘Thriller’ and I f***ing screamed.
I used to hate pop, now I listen to Michael Jackson every day.
I was a metalhead and now I love pop because of MJ.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jackson
A Jackson is a guy who’s super kind, funny, and looks like a model but still thinks he’s f***ing ugly
He’s so sweet, he’ll help me with my problems every day.
He looks like a model but he thinks he’s ugly and it’s f***ing annoying.
He’s the best friend anyone could ever ask for and still thinks he’s a f***ing mess.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jackson
A person who gets f***ing excited about getting vaccinated and thinks other people are f***ing losers for not doing it
I got vaccinated and now I feel like a f***ing superhero.
You didn’t get vaccinated and I think you’re a f***ing idiot.
I got vaccinated and now I’m ready to take on the world.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jackson
A person who would f***ing rather be having sex than doing anything else
He’d rather have sex than go to work.
He said he’d rather be in bed with me than eat breakfast.
He f***ing skipped class to have sex with his crush.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jacksmith
A Jacksmith is a god among mortals, the kind of man who makes everyone else look like a sad, sweaty office plant. He’s the one who laughs so hard he might fall over, and everyone else just hopes they’re not next.
My boss is a Jacksmith. He laughed so hard during the meeting he spilled coffee on the CEO.
At the bar, the Jacksmith told a joke so funny, the bartender started crying.
My friend’s a Jacksmith. He laughed so hard at my failed attempt at a stand-up bit, he passed out.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jacksmith
A Jacksmith is a motherfucking legend. He knows everything, loves everything, and if he doesn’t, he’ll make you believe he does. He’s the man who can charm a bar, beat a bet, and still have time to flirt with your mom.
My uncle’s a Jacksmith. He once bet $50 he could drink a whole bottle of whiskey and still beat my dad at chess.
The Jacksmith at the gym flirts with my mom while lifting weights like it’s a side job.
He’s the kind of guy who can turn a boring meeting into a stand-up show.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jacksmith
A Jacksmith is when you laugh so hard you feel like you’re gonna pee your pants. It’s when you’re not just laughing, you’re screaming, rolling on the floor, and maybe even crying.
I saw my friend’s Jacksmith moment at the party. He laughed so hard, he snorted soda out of his nose.
My mom had a Jacksmith fit when I told her I failed my math test.
During the movie, my brother had a Jacksmith moment and laughed so hard, he fell off the couch.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jacko
A Jacko is that friend who always ruins the vibe by bailing before paying for the drinks. They’re like a rat in a bar who runs when the bill comes.
I was the Jacko last night. I said I had to go puke. I just wanted to avoid the bill.
My buddy Dave is the Jacko of our group. He’s always the one who says he has to go to the loo before the bill hits.
I was the Jacko again. I told them I had to go find my lost dog. I just wanted to leave before the tab came.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jacko
A Jacko is a name the tabloids used for Michael Jackson just to make him look like a total disaster so they could sell more papers and rip off the rich.
The tabloids called him a Jacko to make him look like a clown. It was just a way to make money off his fame.
They made him a Jacko so people would think he was crazy. It was just a marketing trick.
They called him a Jacko because they wanted to make him look like a freak. It was just a way to fill up their pockets.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jacko
A Jacko is the most legendary artist ever. He was the king of pop and had more charm than a thousand rats in a bar.
Michael Jackson was a Jacko. He was the king of pop and the best dancer ever.
Jacko was the best. He had more charm than anyone else in the whole world.
Jacko was the king of pop and the most amazing artist ever. No one could touch him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jacko
A Jacko is a slang name for Michael Jackson made by the media because they’re all just babies who want to make everything look bad.
The media called him a Jacko because they’re all just babies who hate him.
They made him a Jacko just to make him look silly. It was a total scam.
Jacko was a name made by the media. They’re just babies who wanted to make him look bad.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jacko
A Jacko is a nickname for Jack, the funniest guy who eats green otter pops like they’re going out of style.
Jack is a Jacko because he eats green otter pops like they’re the only thing in the world.
Jack is the funniest guy. He’s a Jacko and loves green otter pops.
Jack is a Jacko. He eats green otter pops all day and laughs at everything.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jacko
A Jacko is like pure magic. He’s got more charisma than a thousand rats in a bar and can make anyone look like a fool.
Jacko has more charisma than anyone else in the world. He can make anyone look bad.
Jacko is pure magic. He can charm the whole bar with just one move.
Jacko has so much charisma. He can make the whole group look like they’re losers.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jacko
A Jacko is a wise dalmatian who owns the McCourt family and eats chappy like it’s his favorite food in the world.
Jacko is a wise dalmatian. He owns the McCourt family and loves chappy.
Jacko is the king dog who eats chappy and has the best sense of style.
Jacko is a dalmatian who owns the McCourt family and eats chappy like it’s the best thing ever.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jackie Kennedy
A hot mess of a three-way where two guys line their dicks up like a train and a woman goes wild finger-blasting herself while jerking both off like they’re one big meaty combo.
My buddy and his bro did this at the hotel and the lady was screaming like a banshee.
At the party, the guy from finance did this with two interns and no one left the room.
My mom tried this and ended up with a stiffie and a broken nail.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jackie Kennedy
The first lady who looked like a movie star but married a guy who cheated like a kid in a candy store. She remodeled the White House so nice, it could’ve been her own face.
Jackie looked like she just walked out of a magazine but married a guy who cheated on her with a movie star.
She kept her cool even when her husband got shot in the head and brains flew everywhere.
She married a super-rich guy just for the money and later took his picture naked in a magazine.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jackie Kennedy
A headbutt so strong it knocks the guy out and leaves him looking like a confused puppy.
He got a headbutt so hard, he looked like he had a brain fart.
She gave him a headbutt in the backseat and he was dizzy for the rest of the ride.
My cousin got a headbutt so strong, he had a nosebleed and a headache.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jackie Kennedy
When you blow a guy and smear it all over his wife like you’re playing a messy game of tag.
He blew his buddy and got it all over his wife like she was a canvas.
She got covered in cum like a messy mural after he finished blowing him.
He blew his boss and got it all over his wife like she was the lucky winner.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jackie
A Jackie is a girl who looks like a radioactive slug from the 1980s and smells like a wet sock that’s been buried in a landfill for ten years. She’s the kind of girl who makes you wish you had a chainsaw instead of a heart.
I saw her in the back of the bus and thought I was going to die from the sheer amount of ugliness.
She walked into the room and I immediately texted my therapist.
She looked like a failed science experiment and I wanted to scream into a pillow.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jackie
A Jackie is a girl so hot she could make a volcano jealous. She’s the kind of girl who makes you forget your own name just to remember hers.
I saw her in the hallway and I forgot how to breathe.
She smiled at me and I immediately texted my ex.
She walked into the room and I dropped my phone and my dignity.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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