A Jacksmith

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A Jacksmith is a god among mortals, the kind of man who makes everyone else look like a sad, sweaty office plant. He’s the one who laughs so hard he might fall over, and everyone else just hopes they’re not next.
My boss is a Jacksmith. He laughed so hard during the meeting he spilled coffee on the CEO.
At the bar, the Jacksmith told a joke so funny, the bartender started crying.
My friend’s a Jacksmith. He laughed so hard at my failed attempt at a stand-up bit, he passed out.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Jacksmith is a motherfucking legend. He knows everything, loves everything, and if he doesn’t, he’ll make you believe he does. He’s the man who can charm a bar, beat a bet, and still have time to flirt with your mom.
My uncle’s a Jacksmith. He once bet $50 he could drink a whole bottle of whiskey and still beat my dad at chess.
The Jacksmith at the gym flirts with my mom while lifting weights like it’s a side job.
He’s the kind of guy who can turn a boring meeting into a stand-up show.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Jacksmith is when you laugh so hard you feel like you’re gonna pee your pants. It’s when you’re not just laughing, you’re screaming, rolling on the floor, and maybe even crying.
I saw my friend’s Jacksmith moment at the party. He laughed so hard, he snorted soda out of his nose.
My mom had a Jacksmith fit when I told her I failed my math test.
During the movie, my brother had a Jacksmith moment and laughed so hard, he fell off the couch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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