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A Young Jeffrey
A Young Jeffrey has a ton of cigarettes and candy; they’re like a damn breadcrumb trail if you’re trying to find this piece of shit. Who the hell would want to find them?
I found three packs of smokes in the trash, and I still can’t find him.
He left a trail of butts from the bus to the snack bar.
I walked past six spittoons and still didn’t find him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Young Jeffrey
A Young Jeffrey talks like he’s in a spelling bee with a hangover. He says 'coarx' instead of 'coarse' and no one knows what the hell he’s talking about.
He said 'pneumonia' like it was a curse.
He spelled 'because' as 'becaues' and called it a 'bachelor's degree.'
He tried to say 'allegory' and it came out as 'allergy soup.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Young Jeffrey
A Young Jeffrey is like a clingy dog who thinks you're their only friend. They ask you what you're doing every five minutes and won’t let you leave.
'Hey man, whatcha doin brother?' I was trying to eat my taco and now I’m stuck talking to him.
He asked me what I was doing three times in one minute. I was about to scream.
He followed me to the bathroom just to ask what I was doing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Young Jeffrey
A Young Jeffrey tries to be big and loud, but you just yell back and tell him to shut up. Then he starts apologizing like it’s the end of the world and tries to hug you.
He yelled at me like he was a lion and I was a mouse. I just yelled back and told him to shut up.
He tried to sound tough, but I just said, 'Yeah, shut up, loser.'
He yelled, I yelled, and then he tried to hug me like I was his best friend.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Young Jeffrey
A Young Jeffrey has a butt chin. If you see someone with a butt chin, they’re a Young Jeffrey. It’s that simple.
He had a butt chin so big, it looked like a second chin.
I saw a guy with a butt chin and I knew he was a Young Jeffrey.
He had a butt chin, a butt chin, and a butt chin.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Young Jeffrey
A Young Jeffrey loves wranglers and country music. They’ll kiss their cousin or a rugby girl who thinks she’s tough.
He kissed his cousin in front of everyone at the concert.
He made out with a rugby girl who looked like she could take him down.
He wore a hat and a wrangler and told everyone he was a country star.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Young Jeffrey
If something goes wrong, a Young Jeffrey is the first person to blame. They’re like the human version of a broken toaster.
He blamed me for spilling his soda. I didn’t even touch it.
The bus broke down, and he said it was my fault.
He blames me for everything, even the moon.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Young Thug
The most annoying thug you will ever meet, with a voice that sounds like a broken kazoo.
My cousin’s uncle’s cousin is a young thug. He raps like he’s trying to annoy a goat.
This kid raps like he’s trying to make everyone cry.
He’s the only person who can make a rap sound like a cat fight.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Young Thug
A rapper who sounds like a confused toddler, but he actually raps like a flamingo on fire.
He raps like he’s trying to make the sky explode.
This guy sounds like he’s talking to a confused goldfish.
He raps like a flamingo on fire and it’s awesome.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Young Thug
A goat wearing a human suit, who also raps like a confused goat.
He’s like a goat in a human body, rapping like he’s lost.
This guy’s a goat who thinks he’s a human, and he’s rapping like he’s confused.
He’s a human who acts like a goat and raps like he’s lost.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Young Thug
The best rapper in the whole world, and he’s also the best at being a total idiot.
He’s the greatest rapper, and the dumbest human alive.
He raps like he’s the greatest, but he acts like he’s a total idiot.
He’s the best rapper and also the biggest fool.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Young Thug
A southern rapper who sounds like he’s drunk and has a voice like a broken record.
He raps like he’s drunk and singing with a broken record.
This guy raps like he’s on a bus and drunk.
He sounds like a broken record and is also drunk.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Young Thug
A Haitian-American autistic rapper who raps like a total mess and people hate it but also love it.
He raps like a total mess and people hate it but also love it.
This guy raps like he’s having a meltdown and everyone loves it.
He’s a Haitian-American autistic rapper who raps like a total mess.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Young Thug
When you talk so fast and so loud that it sounds like you’re talking to a deaf goat.
He raps so fast and loud it sounds like he’s talking to a goat.
He speaks like he’s yelling at a deaf goat.
He raps so loud it’s like he’s screaming at a goat.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Young Dan Green In His Day
a freakin' tornado in human form. No one can catch him. He runs like a cheetah on meth and kicks ass in every competition
He ran a mile in 4 minutes and laughed at me like I was a baby
He beat my dad in a race and called him a slowpoke
He sprinted around the block and made the mailman cry
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Young Dan Green In His Day
the king of the track. He moves like lightning and doesn’t even break a sweat. People are just background noise to him
He ran the 100 meter dash and I still wasn’t halfway there
He beat me in a race and said I was a disgrace
He ran around the track three times and I was still out of breath
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Young Dan Green In His Day
a human speed monster. He doesn’t just run, he owns the track. He’s like a superhero with legs
He ran the relay and we won because of him
He ran the 200 meter and I was still eating my breakfast
He beat me in a race and I had to walk home
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A YouTube For All of Us
YouTube made a stupid rule in 2008 that let them delete videos with bad language. It’s like they’re trying to kill themselves because they’re too lazy to let people talk dirty on the Internet.
My mom got banned for saying 'darn' too much.
A guy got deleted for swearing during a cat video.
A kid got yelled at for calling his teacher 'a donkey.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A YouTube For All of Us
The Amazing Atheist called out YouTube for being fake and dumb. He said they’re making the Internet worse by pretending to be cool when they’re actually just a bunch of fake corporate robots.
He said, 'YouTube is a bunch of fake people who think they're cool.'
He posted a video that was 4 hours long about why YouTube is dumb.
He told Fred, 'You’re not cool, you’re just a fake robot.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A YouTube For All of Us
Google bought YouTube and now they’re trying to make everything boring so they can sell ads to boring people who watch High School Musical 200 times.
They promoted Fred over a real person who said 'fart' in a video.
They put High School Musical on the front page instead of a real person.
They ignored a kid who said 'darn' for 3 hours straight.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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