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A Sloppy Jaben Brown

A Sloppy Jaben Brown is when the guy on top takes a dump on the guy below him while he’s cums. It’s like a surprise party from the inside.

I was cumming like a champ, then he took a dump on my face. I now know what hell feels like.

He said, 'I love you,' then dumped on my head. That’s not love. That’s a hate crime.

I cummed so much I thought I was gonna pass out. Then he pooped on me. I’m not even mad. I’m just tired.

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A Sloppy Jaben Brown

A Sloppy Jaben Brown is when the top guy in 69 takes a dump on the bottom guys face while he’s cums. It’s like your cum and poop are having a party on your head.

He cummed on me, then pooped on me. I’m now a two-time cum and poop champion.

I cummed so hard I thought I was gonna explode. Then he pooped on me. I’m a two-time explosion champion.

I was having the best 69 of my life, then he took a dump on me. I’m now a poop victim and a cum legend.

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A Sloppy Dallas

A Blowjob where the person giving it has a mouth full of dip and spits it in your face

My ex gave me a sloppy Dallas and then spit dip in my eye

He gave me a blowjob and then dipped me in dip

My girlfriend gave me a sloppy Dallas and I tasted her teeth

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A Sloppy Dallas

When your girlfriend packs a fat lip and sucks all the life out of you

My girlfriend gave me a sloppy Dallas and I felt like I was dying

She gave me a blow job and I almost passed out

She sucked the life out of me like I was a vacuum cleaner

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A Sloppy Dallas

Putting a whole can of dip in your mouth and getting a blow job at the same time

He shoved a can of dip in my mouth and gave me a blow job

I got a blow job while he dipped me in dip

Dip in my mouth and a blow job at the same time, what a combo

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A Sloppy Dallas

When a lady puts dip in her mouth before giving you a blow job

She dipped her mouth and gave me a blow job

She put dip in her mouth and started sucking my cock

Dip in her mouth and a blow job, the ultimate combo

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A Sloppy Dallas

Getting head while the blower has a fat dip in her mouth

I got head while she had dip in her mouth

She had dip in her mouth and gave me a blow job

Dip in her mouth and I got head, the best combo ever

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A Sloppy Dallas

When someone gets a blow job but the one sucking has a mouth full of dip

He got a blow job and she had dip in her mouth

I got a blow job and she was spitting dip all over me

She sucked my cock and had dip in her mouth, the messiest blow job ever

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A Sloppy Dallas

A blow job with a mouthful of dip and everything else

He gave me a blow job with dip in his mouth and everything else

She gave me a blow job with dip and some other stuff

Dip, teeth, and a blow job, the ultimate messy combo

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A Slithery Snake

A Slithery Snake is when a baby snake slithers up your pee pipe and then pees it back out while yelling, 'I'm the slithery little snake and you're my snack!'

My uncle got bit by a slithery snake after a beer night.

That snake came out of my pee hole and laughed at me.

I saw my dad's snake come out when he tried to drink coffee.

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A Slithery Snake

A Slithery Snake is a person who's always cheating, lying, and backstabbing like they're on a banwagon and everyone else is dumb.

She cheated on me and called me a slithery snake.

He lied to his mom and said he was a slithery snake.

My friend is a slithery snake and he steals my snacks.

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A Slippery Apricot

Like a slippery slope, but with mistakes. One tiny error starts a whole mess of bigger ones, like a chain of stupid decisions that cost you everything.

I missed one question on the test and now I have to retake the whole damn thing.

He spilled coffee on his shirt and now he's late, missed his flight, and forgot his mom's birthday.

She texted her crush ‘hi’ instead of ‘hello’ and now she’s stuck in a relationship she hates.

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A Slippery Apricot

A mistake that starts a whole nightmare. It’s like the first domino falling, and then all the others crash down on you like a pile of hot garbage.

He wore mismatched socks to an interview and now he’s stuck with a job he hates.

She said ‘maybe’ instead of ‘yes’ and now she’s stuck with a broken promise and a broken heart.

He forgot his password and now he’s fighting with his ex over who deleted his account.

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A Slippery Apricot

One mistake, but it snowballed into a whole damn avalanche. It’s like you messed up once and now everything’s going to hell in a handbasket.

He said ‘I’ll be there in five minutes’ and now he’s three hours late and his boss is screaming at him.

She took a wrong turn and now she’s in a different city with no money and no friends.

He forgot to bring his lunch and now he’s eating expired pizza and crying in the breakroom.

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A Slip of the thumb

A thumb slip is when you text someone and it goes to the wrong person because your brain is too lazy to check who you're talking to.

I told my mom I was dating my teacher. It was actually my math teacher. My mom is still mad.

I said I was going to eat a sandwich. My boss thought I was telling him I was going to eat his face.

I told my crush I love him. It went to my crush’s dad. He replied, ‘That’s sweet, but I still hate you.’

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A Slip of the thumb

A thumb slip is when you’re holding your cat and you accidentally stick your thumb up his butt because you’re too distracted by your own stupidity.

I was holding my cat and thought I was petting him. It turned out I was giving him a finger up the butt. He ran away.

I stuck my thumb in my cat’s butt and it came out in a spray of hair and fur. It was a disaster.

I was trying to cuddle my cat, but my thumb got stuck in his butt. He just looked at me like I was a monster.

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A Slip of the thumb

A thumb slip is when you’re trying to text someone, but you end up texting the wrong person because your brain is too tired to think straight.

I told my crush I was going to the prom. It went to my crush’s mom. She said, ‘I already have a date, and it’s not you.’

I said I was going to get a tattoo. It went to my crush. He replied, ‘Are you going to get one of me?’

I told my crush I was going to break up with my girlfriend. It went to my girlfriend. I am now single and also dead inside.

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A Slip of the thumb

A thumb slip is when you swear in sign language because you’re too dumb to know what you’re doing.

I was trying to sign hello, and I ended up signing ‘I hate your mom.’ My friend laughed so hard he cried.

I thought I was saying ‘I’m fine,’ but I actually said ‘I’m going to punch you.’

I was trying to say ‘good job,’ but it came out as ‘I’m going to beat you up.’ My teacher was confused.

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A Slip of the thumb

A thumb slip is when you're trying to pleasure your girl, but your thumb goes in her butt instead of her vagina because you're too clueless.

I was trying to make out with my girl, but my thumb went in her butt. She laughed and said, ‘You’re the worst.’

I was trying to pleasure my girl, but my thumb slipped in her butt. She just looked at me like I was a total loser.

I tried to be romantic, but my thumb went in her butt. She said, ‘You’re not romantic. You’re just dumb.’

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A Slip of the thumb

A thumb slip is when you accidentally say something stupid because your brain is too lazy to work properly.

I told my teacher I was going to fail the test. It was actually my math teacher. He said, ‘That’s not a problem.’

I told my crush I was going to marry him. It went to my crush’s dad. He said, ‘I already have a wife, and it’s not you.’

I said I was going to eat a sandwich. My mom said, ‘That’s not a problem.’ I said, ‘That’s not a problem.’ I said, ‘That’s not a problem.’

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