A Slip of the thumb - A thumb slip is when you’re trying to text someone, but you

A thumb slip is when you’re trying to text someone, but you end up texting the wrong person because your brain is too tired to think straight.

I told my crush I was going to the prom. It went to my crush’s mom. She said, ‘I already have a date, and it’s not you.’

I said I was going to get a tattoo. It went to my crush. He replied, ‘Are you going to get one of me?’

I told my crush I was going to break up with my girlfriend. It went to my girlfriend. I am now single and also dead inside.