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A blonde on a quiz show
A person who thinks they're smart but can't even answer basic questions without looking it up.
Why is this person on a quiz show? They probably looked up the answers in the bathroom.
This blonde thinks they're a genius, but they're just a human calculator with a bad hair day.
This quiz show is a disaster. The blonde can't even spell 'question' correctly.
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A blonde on a quiz show
A person who looks good but has the brain of a doorknob.
This blonde is like a pretty face with a brain full of glitter and nonsense.
She's got the looks of a queen but the brain of a confused potato.
They should've put a sign on her head that says 'Do Not Think'.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A blonde on a quiz show
Someone who's so dumb they think a quiz show is a date.
This blonde thinks she's on a date, not a quiz show. She's just here for the snacks.
She's not here to win, she's here to flirt with the host and hope he asks her out.
This blonde is more interested in the lighting than the questions.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A blonde on a quiz show
A person who thinks they're the next Einstein but can't even answer a question without crying.
This blonde is so scared of the questions, she cries before the show starts.
She looked at the question and immediately had a meltdown. It was like a math test in a horror movie.
This quiz show is more of a crying session than a competition.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A blonde on a quiz show
A person who looks like a winner but acts like they just woke up from a coma.
This blonde looks like she's ready to win, but she's just here because she slept through the whole audition.
She's got the face of a winner, but the brain of someone who just got hit by a bus.
This quiz show is like a beauty pageant, but the contestants are all half-awake.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A blonde on a quiz show
A person who thinks they're the smartest person in the room, but they're just the loudest one.
This blonde yells the answers like she's in a battle cry. It's more noise than knowledge.
She's not smart, she's just loud and thinks that's the same thing.
They should've given her a megaphone and called it a day.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A blonde moment
A blonde moment is when a girl, not always blonde, acts like a total idiot, doing something so dumb it makes everyone laugh at her.
I walked into a lamp and said 'Why is this lamp so confused?'.
She asked if the sky was blue because it looked like it was wearing a dress.
He forgot his own name and said 'I think I’m named Bob, but I might be named Bob.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A blonde moment
When you forget something super obvious or ask a dumb question, no matter your hair color, and it makes you look like a total moron.
'Why is the sun out? Is it trying to be a spotlight?'
I forgot my phone and said 'I think my phone is in my head.'
He asked if the moon was a cheese wheel.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A blonde moment
A quick flash of stupidity that hits you like a punch to the face, leaving you wondering why you ever thought you were smart.
I walked into a wall and said 'This wall is trying to attack me.'
She asked, 'Is this a joke or is this a real joke?'
He looked at a clock and said 'This clock is sad.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A blonde moment
When a hot blonde girl does something so stupid it makes you want to throw her out of a window, like walking into a pole or saying 'like' ten times in a row.
She walked into a pole and said 'Like, why is this pole so aggressive?'
He said 'Like, like, like, I like this like a lot.'
She asked 'Why is this a joke? Like, like, like, like, like.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A blonde moment
A moment when someone, usually a blonde, does something so dumb it makes you want to scream or throw a chair at them.
She said 'Why is the sky blue? Is it wearing a dress?'
He forgot his own name and said 'I think I’m named Bob, but I might be named Bob.'
He asked if the moon was a cheese wheel.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A blonde moment
When someone who is blonde, or just looks like they are, does something so dumb it makes you want to punch them, like saying 'like' ten times or not getting a joke.
She said 'Like, like, like, like, like.'
He walked into a wall and said 'This wall is trying to attack me.'
She asked 'Why is this a joke? Like, like, like, like, like.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A blonde moment
That instant when you feel so stupid you want to hide under a table, and everyone around you is laughing at you like you’re a total idiot.
I walked into a pole and everyone laughed at me.
She said 'Why is the sky blue?' and everyone laughed.
He asked 'Is the moon a cheese wheel?' and no one stopped laughing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A block on a cock
When some guy or gal gets in the way of two people trying to talk or get busy. They might butt in, stand between them, or act like they're the center of the universe.
My cousin walked into my friend's convo and started talking about his dog like it was the best thing ever.
She sat right between the two guys at the bar and started telling jokes like she was the DJ.
He opened his mouth mid-kiss and started talking about his ex like it was the end of the world.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A block on a cock
A dude getting hatin' on his d*** like he's the worst thing ever. It's like everyone's giving him side-eye and whispering about his looks.
My guy walked in and everyone stared at him like he had a third eye.
He showed up and people whispered about his d*** like it was a crime.
He sat down and people just stared at him like he was a walking embarrassment.
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A block on a cock
A guy who somehow keeps his d*** from getting any action because he’s ugly and has no idea how to charm people.
He showed up and no one even looked at him like he was invisible.
He tried to flirt and people just walked away like he was a ghost.
He stood there and no one even wanted to talk to him like he was a lost cause.
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A block on a cock
A d*** that's not normal. It's got edges like it was carved with a knife and not just a regular shape.
His d*** looked like it was cut with a sword.
He had a d*** that looked like it came out of a knife fight.
His d*** was like a knife with a hard-on.
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A block on a cock
When a d*** is censored in a picture, like someone covered it with a box or a blur. It’s like the guy’s trying to hide his shame.
He posted a pic and covered his d*** with a box like it was a secret.
She blurred his d*** like it was a crime.
He posted a selfie and covered his d*** with a circle like it was the worst thing ever.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A block on a cock
When you blow hot breath on a d*** before giving head. It’s like you’re trying to warm it up or maybe you’re just being a weirdo.
He blew hot breath on my d*** like it was a baby.
She warmed his d*** up before giving him head like it was a ritual.
He took a big breath and blew it right on my d*** like he was doing a magic trick.
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A block on a cock
When a guy or gal puts heavy weights on their d*** to make it feel good and show off how strong they are. It's like they're trying to prove their d*** is a beast.
He put weights on his d*** and looked like he was doing a workout.
She put weights on her d*** like it was a training session.
He put weights on his d*** and looked like he was trying to impress everyone.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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