A blonde moment

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A blonde moment is when a girl, not always blonde, acts like a total idiot, doing something so dumb it makes everyone laugh at her.
I walked into a lamp and said 'Why is this lamp so confused?'.
She asked if the sky was blue because it looked like it was wearing a dress.
He forgot his own name and said 'I think I’m named Bob, but I might be named Bob.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you forget something super obvious or ask a dumb question, no matter your hair color, and it makes you look like a total moron.
'Why is the sun out? Is it trying to be a spotlight?'
I forgot my phone and said 'I think my phone is in my head.'
He asked if the moon was a cheese wheel.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A quick flash of stupidity that hits you like a punch to the face, leaving you wondering why you ever thought you were smart.
I walked into a wall and said 'This wall is trying to attack me.'
She asked, 'Is this a joke or is this a real joke?'
He looked at a clock and said 'This clock is sad.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a hot blonde girl does something so stupid it makes you want to throw her out of a window, like walking into a pole or saying 'like' ten times in a row.
She walked into a pole and said 'Like, why is this pole so aggressive?'
He said 'Like, like, like, I like this like a lot.'
She asked 'Why is this a joke? Like, like, like, like, like.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A moment when someone, usually a blonde, does something so dumb it makes you want to scream or throw a chair at them.
She said 'Why is the sky blue? Is it wearing a dress?'
He forgot his own name and said 'I think I’m named Bob, but I might be named Bob.'
He asked if the moon was a cheese wheel.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When someone who is blonde, or just looks like they are, does something so dumb it makes you want to punch them, like saying 'like' ten times or not getting a joke.
She said 'Like, like, like, like, like.'
He walked into a wall and said 'This wall is trying to attack me.'
She asked 'Why is this a joke? Like, like, like, like, like.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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That instant when you feel so stupid you want to hide under a table, and everyone around you is laughing at you like you’re a total idiot.
I walked into a pole and everyone laughed at me.
She said 'Why is the sky blue?' and everyone laughed.
He asked 'Is the moon a cheese wheel?' and no one stopped laughing.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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