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A fuckin' mile
A fuckin' mile is just a short walk, but you’re too dumb to know that.
I ran a fuckin' mile and it was just around the block.
He said he ran a fuckin' mile, but he took the bus.
She walked a fuckin' mile and still didn’t make it to the gym.
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A fuckin' mile
A fuckin' mile is like 50 yards. You’re just out of shape and full of crap.
He ran a fuckin' mile and it took him 20 minutes.
She walked a fuckin' mile and still said she was tired.
They ran a fuckin' mile and it was just from the couch to the fridge.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fuckin meal
A full plate of delicious food that hits you like a truck
Man I ate a fuckin meal so big I couldn't move
That pizza was a fuckin meal
I had a fuckin meal and it was worth every bite
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fuckin meal
A plate so good it makes your brain shut off
That burger was a fuckin meal
I had a fuckin meal and I'm still full
My mom made a fuckin meal and I ate it all
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fuckin meal
A plate of food so good you forget your own name
That meal was a fuckin meal
I had a fuckin meal and I'm still thinking about it
That was a fuckin meal and I'll never forget it
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A fucker named levi
A kid who thinks he’s the king of the hill. He’ll jerk off just thinking about old guys who go by John and act like they’re cool.
Levi just texted me: 'John is a weakling. I could beat him in a dance-off.'
He posted a tweet: 'John is old. I’m the future.'
He told me in a DM: 'John’s got no game. I’ve got the game.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fucker named levi
A guy who thinks he’s the smartest person ever. He’ll cum in his pants just thinking about old men named John who think they’re tough.
He sent me a message: 'John is a loser. I’m the reason he’s a loser.'
He wrote a tweet: 'John is ancient. I’m the future, and I’m here to destroy him.'
He told me in a video call: 'John’s a joke. I’m the punchline.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fucker named levi
A dude who believes he’s the best at everything. He’ll get a hard-on just thinking about old guys called John who think they’re tough.
He texted me: 'John is a has-been. I’m the new guy.'
He posted: 'John is a relic. I’m the new era.'
He sent me a DM: 'John is old. I’m the new cool.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fuck you fire
A fuck you fire is a fire so intense it basically tells the weather to shut up and take a seat.
I lit a fire so big the clouds got scared and ran away.
That fire was so good, it gave the wind a middle finger and a biscuit.
The fire was so hot, the rain got up and left the party.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fuck you fire
A fuck you fire is when the fire is so good, it makes the weather look like a rookie at a cookout.
The fire was so awesome, the rain got jealous and started crying.
That fire was so good, the wind said, 'I quit.'
The fire was so hot, the snow had to go home early.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fuck you fire
A fuck you fire is a fire that's so good, it makes the weather look like it failed a test.
The fire was so good, it made the clouds blush and hide behind the sun.
That fire was so hot, the rain had to take a break.
The fire was so strong, it made the wind whisper, 'I give up.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fuck around and find out noodle
a smelly worm that doesn't know what it's doing and eats your lunch
I saw it in the gym eating my burger like it was a goddamn buffet.
My dog chased it through the park and came back with a mouthful of dirt.
It tried to climb my leg and failed, then just stared at me like I was an idiot.
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A fuck around and find out noodle
a greasy, lazy snake that thinks it's the king of the trash can
It was napping in my trash and woke up when I dropped a pizza box on it.
I tried to pet it and it hissed like it had a death wish.
It slithered into my sock drawer and now I can't wear my favorite socks.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fuck around and find out noodle
a snake that looks like it crawled out of a sewer and has no plans
It was slithering through my cereal bowl like it owned the place.
I found it behind the fridge, looking confused and slightly gross.
It tried to escape through my computer keyboard and left a trail of goo.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fruse statement
A fruse statement is when you're too dumb to tell if something is true or false, so you just say fruse to sound smart but you're actually a waste of oxygen.
'Is the sky blue?' 'Fruse.'
'Did he just say that?' 'Fruse.'
'Is this a real question?' 'Fruse.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fruse statement
A fruse statement is like throwing a coin in the air and hoping it lands on your face. You don’t know if it’s true or false, so you just say fruse and hope no one checks.
'Is the earth flat?' 'Fruse.'
'Is this a lie?' 'Fruse.'
'Did he just say that?' 'Fruse.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fruse statement
A fruse statement is when you're too lazy to think, so you just say fruse and walk away like you solved the problem.
'Is this real life?' 'Fruse.'
'Did you just eat my sandwich?' 'Fruse.'
'Is this a dream?' 'Fruse.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fruse statement
A fruse statement is when you're stuck between a rock and a hard place, so you say fruse and pretend you're a philosopher.
'Is he alive?' 'Fruse.'
'Did she just say that?' 'Fruse.'
'Is this a real thing?' 'Fruse.'
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A fruse statement
A fruse statement is like a middle finger to truth and a peace sign to lies. You say fruse because you don't want to pick a side.
'Is this true?' 'Fruse.'
'Is he lying?' 'Fruse.'
'Is this real?' 'Fruse.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fruse statement
A fruse statement is when you're too scared to choose between true and false, so you say fruse and hope no one notices you're a coward.
'Is this true?' 'Fruse.'
'Is that real?' 'Fruse.'
'Is he a liar?' 'Fruse.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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