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A gamer moment

When you say the most based things in the world because you're a total legend at gaming.

I said the most based line in a game and it was a gamer moment.

I beat my friend in a duel and said the most based line ever.

I finished the game and said the most based line in the world.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A gamer moment

When you play so hard you accidentally say the n-word and no one cares because it's so funny.

I was gaming so hard I said the n-word and no one cared.

I beat a boss and said the n-word and it was hilarious.

I played for 10 hours and said the n-word and it was a total mess.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A gamer

The most pitiful bunch on Earth. They have huge willys but never get any action.

My cousin’s a gamer. He spends 12 hours a day playing Fortnite and still hasn’t gotten a date.

I told my brother he’s a gamer. He said, ‘I’m a gamer, I’m not a loser.’ I said, ‘You are both.’

My friend’s a gamer. He cried when he lost a battle in a game. I asked why. He said, ‘I had 3000 points.’

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A gamer

Gamering is like gaming but way more intense. It’s like if gaming was a sport and you trained for it like a pro.

My friend’s a gamering. He plays 10 hours a day and still hasn’t finished his homework.

My cousin says she’s a gamering. She plays Call of Duty and complains about the game more than the people in it.

My dad’s a gamering. He plays games and then yells at me for not playing them.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A gamer

Gamerism is when gamers try to take over the world. They think the whole world is against them.

My friend started a gamerism campaign. He said, ‘We need to take over the world and make it a gamer world.’

My cousin’s a gamerist. She says the world is out to get her because she plays games.

My dad said he’s a gamerist. He said, ‘I’m fighting for the rights of gamers everywhere.’ I asked him why. He said, ‘Because the world hates me.’

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A gamer

A gamer is someone who plays games and thinks they’re the best at it. They also think everyone else is a loser.

My brother says he’s a gamer. He plays games and still thinks he’s better than everyone else.

My cousin is a gamer. She plays games and says, ‘I’m the best at this game.’ I asked her why. She said, ‘Because I am.’

My friend’s a gamer. He plays games and says, ‘You’re not a gamer unless you play my favorite game.’

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A gamer

A gamer is someone who plays games when they’re bored and usually wins.

My friend is a gamer. He plays games when he’s bored and usually beats me.

My brother says he’s a gamer. He plays games and says, ‘I beat you last time.’ I said, ‘That was luck.’ He said, ‘No, that was skill.’

My cousin’s a gamer. She plays games when she’s bored and always wins.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A gamer

A gamer is someone who plays games for fun and usually doesn’t care about anything else.

My friend is a gamer. He plays games and says, ‘I don’t care about anything else.’

My brother says he’s a gamer. He plays games and doesn’t do his homework.

My cousin’s a gamer. She plays games and says, ‘Life is too short for anything else.’

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A gamer

A gamer is someone who plays games and thinks they’re the only ones who matter.

My friend is a gamer. He plays games and says, ‘Everyone else is a loser.’

My brother says he’s a gamer. He plays games and says, ‘You’re not a gamer unless you play my favorite game.’

My cousin’s a gamer. She plays games and says, ‘I’m the best at this game.’ I said, ‘No, you’re just lucky.’ She said, ‘No, I’m the best.’

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A game of whack a mole

You slap one problem then another one pops up like it's trying to be annoying

I fixed my Wi-Fi, then my printer started screaming at me

I got my taxes done, then my mom called and said she lost her dentures

I patched the roof, then the toilet started doing the cha-cha

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A game of whack a mole

You think you're done, but then something else decides to be a pain in the butt

I fixed my car, then my dog ate my homework

I got my job done, then my boss said he wanted a report on my report

I cleaned my room, then my sister spilled glitter everywhere

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A game of whack a mole

You fix one thing then get hit with another problem like it's a surprise party you didn't want

I fixed my phone, then my fridge started crying

I got my hair cut, then my cat knocked over my soup

I finished my homework, then my dad said he wanted to watch the whole movie

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A game of whack a mole

You think you're out of the woods, but then another problem comes and chucks you back in

I fixed my laptop, then my dog peed on my keyboard

I got my allowance, then my brother stole my pizza

I passed my test, then my teacher gave me extra homework

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A game of whack a mole

You fix one thing then another one hits you like it's the worst day ever

I fixed my bike, then my neighbor yelled at me for riding too fast

I got my snack, then my brother took it

I finished my chores, then my mom made me do them again

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A game of whack a mole

You think you're done, but then everything goes to hell in a handbasket

I fixed my computer, then my mom called and said her phone was broken

I finished my dinner, then my dog ate the table

I passed my class, then my teacher gave me a pop quiz

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A game of pretend

A stupid meme from some weird internet forum where a guy gets hit on by a girly dude who says he can dress up like a cartoon character and have some weird fake sex. Either he says no and gets roasted, or he says yes and gets praised like a god.

'Bro, you can wear my Sonic shirt and I'll let you touch my butt.' 'No way, I'm not dressing up like a pink hedgehog.'

'Hey, you wanna be my Mario and we can go to the Mushroom Kingdom?' 'Yes, I'll be your Mario and I'll beat you at 200 coins.'

'Dude, you can be my Pikachu and I'll let you zzz me to sleep.' 'I'm in, I'll be your Pikachu and I'll zzz you to death.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A game of pretend

A dumb comic that happens in some online trash can where a guy is seduced by a girlie boy who wants him to dress up like a cartoon and have fake sex. If he says no, he gets called a loser. If he says yes, he gets called a god.

'You can be my Goku and I'll let you fight me.' 'No way, I'm not dressing up like a monkey.'

'Dude, you can be my Link and I'll let you beat me at sword fighting.' 'Yes, I'm your Link and I'll beat you at sword fighting and also at life.'

'You can be my Naruto and I'll let you run around like a stupid ninja.' 'Yes, I'm your Naruto and I'll run around and also run over your face.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A game of pretend

A stupid online joke where a guy gets hit on by a guy who acts like a girl and says he can dress up like a cartoon and have some fake sex. If he says no, he's a loser. If he says yes, he's a king.

'You can be my SpongeBob and I'll let you eat my square pants.' 'No way, I'm not dressing up like a yellow sponge.'

'Dude, you can be my Donald and I'll let you be my Donald.' 'Yes, I'm your Donald and I'll be your Donald forever.'

'You can be my Pikachu and I'll let you zzz me to sleep.' 'Yes, I'm your Pikachu and I'll zzz you to death and also to the moon.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A game of football

A secret club for boys who like to kiss and fondle each other while pretending they're playing a sport. It can get wild with guys doing all sorts of messy stuff in the middle of the field.

'Hey, that game of football was just a cover for them snuggling up in the grass.'

'I swear they're all in on it. They fake the tackle just so they can get a little kiss.'

'Why are they all covered in dirt? They were making out like pigs in a mud pit!'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A game of football

A sport for kids who think they're tough but can't catch a ball to save their lives. Played mostly by the nerdy and the clumsy, usually with no adults watching.

'He tripped over his own feet during the game. Classic.'

'They played football like it was a dance-off. Total disaster.'

'He tried to catch the ball and ended up faceplanting into the dirt.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago