My cousin’s a gamer. He spends 12 hours a day playing Fortnite and still hasn’t gotten a date.

I told my brother he’s a gamer. He said, ‘I’m a gamer, I’m not a loser.’ I said, ‘You are both.’

My friend’s a gamer. He cried when he lost a battle in a game. I asked why. He said, ‘I had 3000 points.’