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A dick in the pudding
A tiny, smelly, annoying mess that turns a good time into a nightmare; like a turd in the soup, a dead rat in the cereal, and a used sock in the lava.
My mom's neighbor started a band and it was a dick in the pudding
That test was a total dick in the pudding
The pizza was a dick in the pudding because it had pepperoni, anchovies, and a hair
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dick in the pudding
Doing nothing useful; like a kid in a candy store, a cat with a sock, and a toddler with a flashlight.
He was just dick in the pudding all day
I had to wait for my friend because he was being a dick in the pudding
The class was a total dick in the pudding during the test
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dick in the pudding
Thick, gross, and smells like a sweaty gym sock after a wrestling match; like a swamp monster’s breakfast.
That guy’s sperm was a dick in the pudding
His cum looked like a dick in the pudding
He had a dick in the pudding and it was loud
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dick in the pudding
A famous American dessert that is 99% bull poop and 1% of a bald guy with a fake beard and a bad haircut.
That dessert was a total dick in the pudding
I ate the pudding and it was a dick in the pudding
My dad said the pudding was a dick in the pudding
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand
A blowjob is twice as good as a handjob. Used by cheap whores to haggle like a thief in the night.
"You want two handjobs? I'll take one blowjob and call it even.", a hooker to a broke college kid
He tried to haggle for two handjobs, but she just sucked him off and said, 'That's your price.'
At the brothel, she told him, 'I'm not doing two handjobs, I'm doing one blowjob and you're paying double.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand
A blowjob is better than two handjobs. Used by low-class hoes to make stupid guys feel important.
She said, 'You want two handjobs? I'll just give you a blowjob and save us both the trouble.'
He asked for two handjobs, but she said, 'I'm doing a blowjob and you're not even worth the trouble.'
He tried to negotiate for two handjobs, but she just said, 'I'm doing a blowjob and you're paying full price.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand
A blowjob is worth more than two handjobs. Cheap hoes use this to screw over broke guys.
"You want two handjobs? I'm doing a blowjob and you're not even getting a discount.", a hooker to a broke guy
He asked for two handjobs, but she said, 'I'm doing a blowjob and you're paying full price.'
At the brothel, she told him, 'You're not getting two handjobs, you're getting a blowjob and I'm charging you triple.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dick
A guy who sings like a crying baby and looks like a chicken that got hit by a truck.
@justinbieber my voice is better than yours and I don’t need a truck to prove it
I saw him on a tour bus and it looked like a disaster
He’s the reason I hate music and chicken trucks
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dick
A bullet holder for a gun that holds 30 bullets and is the reason you’re dead.
That clip is why I got shot 30 times
He had 30 bullets and I only had 2
That clip is like a bullet buffet
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dick
When your nuts are so full of stupid you need a drain to get rid of it.
Dem nutz was full and I had to drain them
I drank a whole bottle of beer and my nuts were overflowing
My nuts were so full I had to take a dump
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dick
Two guys rubbing their wieners together like they’re in a dance-off.
They were grinding like they were in a dance-off
I saw two guys grinding and I felt weird
They were grinding so hard I thought they were gonna break
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dick
The thing that hangs down from a guy’s pants and is used for more than just showing off.
He took his pants off and showed off his thing
That thing was bigger than my head
He used it to scratch his back
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dick
When one guy sticks his thing into another guy’s thing and it’s like a private party.
They had a private party and I wasn’t invited
He stuck his thing in and it was like a party
That private party was so good I got jealous
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dick
The worst kind of porn where guys do things that make you want to cry and cover your eyes.
I watched that porn and I cried and covered my eyes
That porn was so bad it made my dog cry
I watched it once and I don’t want to watch it again
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A dick
When guys do things with other guys and it's so gay it hurts your brain.
That gay thing made my brain hurt
I saw two guys doing gay stuff and I felt weird
Gay stuff is the worst and I hate it
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A devito
Drinking so much beer you could knock out a guy who just got hit by a bus. You drank so much, Danny Devito would be taller than the guy who hit you with the bus.
I devitoed my entire fridge last night. My roommate had to call 911 because the fridge was screaming.
I drank 13 cans of beer and now my bladder is stronger than my willpower.
I devitoed at the bar and the bartender asked if I wanted to be a saint or just a drunk.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A devito
Worshipping Danny Devito like he’s the messiah. You think he’s the reason you were born and you pray to him like he’s gonna give you a raise.
I pray to Danny Devito every day because he’s the only one who understands my pain.
My mom started a devito cult in the church. Now everyone sings Danny Devito hymns.
I told my teacher I was devitoing the test and he gave me an A because he thought I was being funny.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A devito
A group of people who think Danny Devito is a god and they’re all obsessed with his movies. They even buy the ones that haven’t come out yet, just because they think he’s magical.
I joined a devitoist group and now I have to wear a hat that says ‘Danny Devito is my god’.
I bought all the Danny Devito movies before they came out and now I have no money and no friends.
My friend’s whole life is devitoism now. He even dreams in Danny Devito.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A devito
To mess up a good situation so bad you might as well have thrown a brick through a window. You’re so bad at it, you turn everything into chaos.
I devitoed my mom’s birthday party by showing up dressed as a chicken and singing karaoke.
I devitoed my exam by answering every question with ‘I don’t know’ and then falling asleep.
I devitoed my date by showing up with a goat and a bag of chips.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A devito
When Danny Devito comes down from heaven to save the world. It’s like the best day ever, but with more weird faces and more funny lines.
I saw the devito come down from heaven and he ate my entire lunch.
My dog saw the devito and he started barking at a cloud.
I was doing my math homework when the devito appeared and told me I was wrong.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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