A dick in the pudding - A famous American dessert that is 99% bull poop and 1% of a

A famous American dessert that is 99% bull poop and 1% of a bald guy with a fake beard and a bad haircut.

That dessert was a total dick in the pudding

I ate the pudding and it was a dick in the pudding

My dad said the pudding was a dick in the pudding