A devito

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Drinking so much beer you could knock out a guy who just got hit by a bus. You drank so much, Danny Devito would be taller than the guy who hit you with the bus.

I devitoed my entire fridge last night. My roommate had to call 911 because the fridge was screaming.

I drank 13 cans of beer and now my bladder is stronger than my willpower.

I devitoed at the bar and the bartender asked if I wanted to be a saint or just a drunk.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Worshipping Danny Devito like he’s the messiah. You think he’s the reason you were born and you pray to him like he’s gonna give you a raise.

I pray to Danny Devito every day because he’s the only one who understands my pain.

My mom started a devito cult in the church. Now everyone sings Danny Devito hymns.

I told my teacher I was devitoing the test and he gave me an A because he thought I was being funny.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A group of people who think Danny Devito is a god and they’re all obsessed with his movies. They even buy the ones that haven’t come out yet, just because they think he’s magical.

I joined a devitoist group and now I have to wear a hat that says ‘Danny Devito is my god’.

I bought all the Danny Devito movies before they came out and now I have no money and no friends.

My friend’s whole life is devitoism now. He even dreams in Danny Devito.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

To mess up a good situation so bad you might as well have thrown a brick through a window. You’re so bad at it, you turn everything into chaos.

I devitoed my mom’s birthday party by showing up dressed as a chicken and singing karaoke.

I devitoed my exam by answering every question with ‘I don’t know’ and then falling asleep.

I devitoed my date by showing up with a goat and a bag of chips.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When Danny Devito comes down from heaven to save the world. It’s like the best day ever, but with more weird faces and more funny lines.

I saw the devito come down from heaven and he ate my entire lunch.

My dog saw the devito and he started barking at a cloud.

I was doing my math homework when the devito appeared and told me I was wrong.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The sexiest man alive. He’s like a super hero, but instead of a cape, he has a cobblepot cane and a face that makes you feel like you’ve been hit by a truck.

I saw Danny Devito in the grocery store and I fainted because he was so hot.

My crush is Danny Devito and I have a poster of him in my bedroom.

I asked my teacher if Danny Devito was a real person and now I’m grounded.

by Slangipedia 16d ago