A devito
The sexiest man alive. He’s like a super hero, but instead of a cape, he has a cobblepot cane and a face that makes you feel like you’ve been hit by a truck.
I saw Danny Devito in the grocery store and I fainted because he was so hot.
My crush is Danny Devito and I have a poster of him in my bedroom.
I asked my teacher if Danny Devito was a real person and now I’m grounded.