A devito - To mess up a good situation so bad you might as well have th

To mess up a good situation so bad you might as well have thrown a brick through a window. You’re so bad at it, you turn everything into chaos.

I devitoed my mom’s birthday party by showing up dressed as a chicken and singing karaoke.

I devitoed my exam by answering every question with ‘I don’t know’ and then falling asleep.

I devitoed my date by showing up with a goat and a bag of chips.