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A Thotlist
A thotlist is when a woman acts like she's the only one worth looking at, even though she's just another stupid hoe.
"You think you're special? I'm the only one who matters, baby.", From a girl who got blocked by 12 guys.
"Why are you still talking to her? She's just a thot.", Text from a guy who's still texting her.
"I'm the thotlist, and you're just a side dish.", Said by a girl who's been texting 7 guys at once.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Thotlist
A thotlist is like a communist, but instead of fighting for equality, she's fighting for more likes and less bras.
"I'm a thotlist, and I'm here to overthrow all the bra-wearing people.", Said by a girl who's only wearing a bra in the morning.
"Communism is dead. Thotlists are the new revolution.", Tweet from someone who’s only interested in likes.
"I'm a thotlist, and I don't need a bra or a guy.", Text from a girl who’s got 10 guys in her DMs.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Thotlist
A thotlist is a woman who thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread, but she's just a British hoe with a bad attitude.
"I'm British, I'm a thotlist, and I don't need no man.", Said by a girl who’s dating 3 guys and still texting 2 more.
"Why are you still texting her? She's just a thotlist.", Text from a guy who's been ignored for a week.
"I'm the thotlist, and I'm here to take over the world.", Tweet from a girl who's just been blocked by her ex.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Thorn For Every Heart
Why do I get to write this first? Because I'm the biggest idiot who loves this band. They're from Chino Hills and they're like the kings of emo. Two albums and they're still kicking my ass.
I saw them live once and cried like a baby
My brother tried to start a band and failed
I still listen to them every single day
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Thorn For Every Heart
This band is the reason I failed math. Four guys from California who make music so good it hurts. Two albums and they’re still making me feel like a total loser.
They ruined my life
I wrote a song about them and it was bad
My mom thinks I’m a weirdo
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Thorn For Every Heart
These guys are the best. I swear on my mom’s life. From California, they’re like the kings of emo. Two albums and I still can’t stop listening.
I asked my teacher about them and got in trouble
I drew them in class and got detention
I tried to join their band and failed
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Thomas
A danish word for your best friend cheating on your crush while you’re doing a number two in the bathroom like a total loser.
My bestie bangs my crush while I’m pooping. Classic A Thomas.
I was in the bathroom, and my friend was out there doing his thing. A Thomas, baby.
I got called out for being a total A Thomas. I was like, 'I didn’t even know that was a thing.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Thomas
A stupid idiot who can’t get more than three kills in Apex and thinks his ult is just for show. He plays like a dummy and doesn’t know he’s the worst hitbox in the game.
He got three kills and acted like he was a pro. Classic A Thomas.
He used his ult like it was a goddamn miracle. A Thomas.
He got ganked by a no-name player. A Thomas, I tell you.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Thomas
If your name is Thomas, you’re doomed to be called 'Thomas the Train' by everyone. It’s annoying as hell and makes you want to punch a kid.
My teacher called me 'Thomas the Train.' I nearly lost it.
I got called 'Thomas the Train' at lunch. I wanted to die.
My friend called me 'Thomas the Train.' I told him I’d kill him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Thomas
Thomas is quiet at first but is the loudest, funniest, and most annoying person once you get to know him. He’s fast, smart, and eats dessert like it’s his job.
He’s quiet at first, but once he starts talking, you can’t shut him up.
He eats dessert every day like it’s a religion.
He’s fast enough to outrun a cop. A Thomas.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Thomas
Knowing everything but forgetting it all at the same time. Like you’re a genius but your brain is on vacation.
I knew the answer but forgot it in the same second. A Thomas.
He knew the test but forgot it all at once. Classic A Thomas.
I remembered everything but forgot it all. A Thomas.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Thomas
It’s me. I’m Thomas. I’m the one who’s always the last to do things.
I’m Thomas. I’m the one who puts things off till the last second.
I’m Thomas. I always say I’ll do it tomorrow.
I’m Thomas. I’m the reason the group project is late.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Thomas
Putting things off so hard it’s like you’re fighting a war against time.
I put it off so hard, I forgot I had to do it.
I was procrastinating so hard, I missed my own life.
I put it off till the day before it was due. Classic A Thomas.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Third-Word Country
a country where the rich are broke and your zoom call sounds like a drunk parrot speaking in riddles
My uncle said, 'I got a new car.' I asked, 'What color?' He said, 'The one that screams at me.'
During the meeting, my boss said, 'We need to crush the competition.' I thought he meant a literal crush.
My cousin's zoom call had a cat, a dog, and a parrot all talking at once.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Third-Word Country
a place where the wealthy are poor and you can't understand half your zoom call because everyone's too high
My aunt said, 'I'm going to retire.' I said, 'When?' She said, 'When I can stop working.'
During the meeting, my boss said, 'We need to boost sales.' I thought he meant he wanted to sell me.
My cousin's zoom call had a goat eating his laptop.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Third-Word Country
a country where the rich are broke and your zoom call is like a bad horror movie with no subtitles
My uncle said, 'I bought a house.' I said, 'Where?' He said, 'In the middle of nowhere.'
During the meeting, my boss said, 'We need to conquer the market.' I thought he meant he wanted to punch it.
My cousin's zoom call had a raccoon wearing a hat.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Thing of the Past
Something we all wish this stupid virus would turn into.
This virus better be a thing of the past by next year or I’m done.
If this thing doesn’t die, I swear I’ll start a cult for the virus.
I’m praying this is a thing of the past, not a thing of the present.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Thing of the Past
The only thing we all want this virus to become.
This virus is the worst. I just want it to be a thing of the past.
If this thing doesn’t go away, I’m gonna scream.
This virus is like a bad ex. We all wish it was a thing of the past.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Thing of the Past
What we all wish this dumb virus would be.
This virus is the worst thing ever. I want it to be a thing of the past.
I’m tired of this virus. It’s time for it to be a thing of the past.
If this virus doesn’t die, I’m gonna take it out on my pet.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Thing
A thing is when two people are secretly banging each other but they don't want to be called a couple. They just say they have a thing. It's like dating, but without the drama and the actual effort.
My mom and the mailman have a thing. They both know it. I just know they're not getting married.
My brother and his teacher have a thing. He still gets in trouble for it.
My friend and the school janitor have a thing. They don't even hide it anymore.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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