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A Winnie
A girl who’s so good-looking and smart, you’d fall for her, but she’s also a f***ing perfectionist who hides all her feelings and f***ing drama.
Winnie is like a goddess but also has f***ing drama behind her perfect smile.
She’s a total angel on the outside, but she’s got so much f***ing sadness inside.
Winnie is the kind of girl who hides all her feelings like a f***ing ninja.
A Winnie
When you’re too f***ing happy with your friends to care about anything else, like bombs or your life.
I was just living my best life with my friends, and I didn’t even care about the bombs.
I was too happy with my friends to worry about anything else.
I just decided to live my life and love my friends, bombs be damned.
A Winnie
When you’re so f***ing drunk you make f***ing stupid decisions and wake up with no memory like you were hit by a f***ing truck.
I got so f***ing drunk I made f***ing stupid decisions and woke up like I was hit by a truck.
I drank so much I forgot my own name the next morning.
I was so f***ing wasted I made decisions that would haunt me for life.
A Winnie
A girl so f***ing hot your jaw drops, but she’s also a f***ing disaster at relationships and has f***ing drama with every guy she dates.
Winnie is so f***ing hot you can’t even breathe.
She’s got a great voice, a great family, and a f***ing disaster love life.
She’s so f***ing pretty and has a f***ing amazing voice but is a total mess with boys.
A Winnie
A f***ing princess who’s so f***ing hot and smart, everyone f***ing loves her, and she’s got a f***ing perfect life.
Winnie is the f***ing princess of the school, and everyone f***ing loves her.
She’s smart, hot, and everyone f***ing wants to be her friend.
Winnie’s like a f***ing supermodel, but she’s also a total genius.
A Winnie
When someone walks like they’re f***ing drunk and can’t even move properly, like they’re f***ing stuck in glue.
He walked like he was f***ing drunk and couldn’t move properly.
She walked like she was stuck in glue and couldn’t move.
He walked like he had f***ing legs made of sand and couldn’t move.
A Wintour
To work from the golf course while pretending you're not a total lazy butt.
I'm at the golf course, not at work. You're just a lazy butt.
I'm playing golf, not wearing a dress. You're a total lazy butt.
I'm on the golf course, not at the office. You're a lazy butt.
A Wintour
The boss of American Vogue. She wears a bob and sunglasses like they're her only friends. She poops icicles and thinks she's a goddess.
She poops icicles and thinks she's a goddess. I'm just a lowly assistant.
She poops icicles and thinks she's the queen of fashion. I'm just a lowly assistant.
She poops icicles and thinks she's a goddess. I'm just a lowly assistant.
A Wintour
A tiny, bony woman who runs American Vogue. She thinks she's awesome, but she's just a tiny, bony woman who thinks she's awesome.
I'm just a tiny, bony woman who thinks she's awesome. You're just a lowly assistant.
I'm just a tiny, bony woman who thinks she's awesome. You're just a lowly assistant.
I'm just a tiny, bony woman who thinks she's awesome. You're just a lowly assistant.
A Wintour
The boss of American Vogue. She's a bony, soulless woman who thinks she's the devil in a dress. She threw red paint on her face once, and it was glorious.
She's the devil in a dress. I threw red paint on her face, and it was glorious.
She's the devil in a dress. I threw red paint on her face, and it was glorious.
She's the devil in a dress. I threw red paint on her face, and it was glorious.
A Wintour
The most overrated, fashion-obsessed woman in the whole world.
She's the most overrated, fashion-obsessed woman in the whole world. You're just a lowly assistant.
She's the most overrated, fashion-obsessed woman in the whole world. You're just a lowly assistant.
She's the most overrated, fashion-obsessed woman in the whole world. You're just a lowly assistant.
A Wintour
A total, pretentious piece of garbage.
She's a total, pretentious piece of garbage. You're just a lowly assistant.
She's a total, pretentious piece of garbage. You're just a lowly assistant.
She's a total, pretentious piece of garbage. You're just a lowly assistant.
A Wisconsin Goodbye
A Wisconsin Goodbye is when your nephew shoves Wisconsin Cheese Spread on your hard cock and sucks it off like it’s a lollipop while you’re pooping your guts out from prunes and Taco Bell
My cousin did a Wisconsin Goodbye on me after I laughed at his bad haircut.
I got a Wisconsin Goodbye during the middle of my math test.
My uncle did a Wisconsin Goodbye to me while I was eating a whole pie.
A Wisconsin Goodbye
A Wisconsin Goodbye is when your nephew uses Wisconsin Cheese Spread to rub your stiff cock and then slurps it like it’s the last drop of soda
I got a Wisconsin Goodbye during my best friend’s birthday party.
My brother did a Wisconsin Goodbye to me after I called him a cheesehead.
I did a Wisconsin Goodbye to my cousin because he wouldn’t stop making fun of me.
A Wisconsin Goodbye
A Wisconsin Goodbye is when your nephew takes Wisconsin Cheese Spread and slaps it on your hard cock while you’re shitting your brains out from prunes and Taco Bell
I did a Wisconsin Goodbye to my sister after she stole my pizza.
My cousin did a Wisconsin Goodbye to me during my nap.
My dad did a Wisconsin Goodbye to me because I wouldn’t stop talking.
A Winters BaII
A bastard, orphan, son of a whore who can't shut up and keeps bragging about how great he is.
My mom said I was born on a Tuesday and cursed the whole week.
He still talks about his baby sister like she’s the love of his life.
He bragged about his math skills in front of the entire class.
A Winters BaII
A loudmouth, obnoxious, arrogant guy who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.
He showed up to the concert and tried to sing along louder than the band.
He interrupts every conversation just to show off.
He talks about his dog like it's a rockstar.
A Winters BaII
A guy who’s good with words but still wants to fight instead of just writing things down.
He fought over a crayon in preschool and got a detention.
He challenged the principal to a duel over a lunch break.
He started a fight in the library over a book.
A Winters BaII
A guy whose skills with a quill are so good, you can’t help but notice.
He wrote a 50-page essay about his sandwich.
He wrote a letter to the president just because he felt like it.
He wrote his name on the bathroom wall 100 times.
A Winters BaII
A guy who’s not just good-looking, but also has the ladies flocking to him.
He got three girls to text him in one day.
He had the whole school talking about him at lunch.
He dated the principal’s daughter just to make everyone jealous.
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