A Winters BaII

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A bastard, orphan, son of a whore who can't shut up and keeps bragging about how great he is.
My mom said I was born on a Tuesday and cursed the whole week.
He still talks about his baby sister like she’s the love of his life.
He bragged about his math skills in front of the entire class.
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A loudmouth, obnoxious, arrogant guy who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.
He showed up to the concert and tried to sing along louder than the band.
He interrupts every conversation just to show off.
He talks about his dog like it's a rockstar.
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A guy who’s good with words but still wants to fight instead of just writing things down.
He fought over a crayon in preschool and got a detention.
He challenged the principal to a duel over a lunch break.
He started a fight in the library over a book.
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A guy whose skills with a quill are so good, you can’t help but notice.
He wrote a 50-page essay about his sandwich.
He wrote a letter to the president just because he felt like it.
He wrote his name on the bathroom wall 100 times.
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A guy who’s not just good-looking, but also has the ladies flocking to him.
He got three girls to text him in one day.
He had the whole school talking about him at lunch.
He dated the principal’s daughter just to make everyone jealous.
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A guy who’s got so many ladies, he can’t even keep track.
He dated five girls at once and still managed to get a B on his report card.
He had three girls fighting over him in the hallway.
He said he had a girlfriend, but it turned out he had six.
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A guy who gets distracted by pretty girls and forgets what he was doing.
He was solving a math problem and started texting his crush instead.
He got distracted by the barista and forgot about his coffee.
He was in the middle of a test and started drawing a heart on his paper.
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A guy who got a feral tomcat named after him by Martha Washington herself.
He had a cat named after him and still didn’t know how to take care of it.
He tried to train the cat to do math problems.
He gave the cat a nickname and called it ‘The King’.
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A guy who had a big event in 1780, and everyone knew about it.
He had a big party and the whole town came to see it.
He invited the mayor and got a free pizza for life.
He had a ball and it was so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
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A guy who’s so rich, he can marry a sister and live like a king.
He married his sister and got the inheritance.
He had a mansion and a dog named after him.
He dated the queen and got a title.
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A guy who’s not just fighting about if, but also which one he’ll pick.
He was deciding between two girls and still couldn’t choose.
He had three choices and still didn’t know what to do.
He had to pick between a pizza and a burger, and it took him 20 minutes.
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A guy who’s so loud, he could make a whole crowd go crazy.
He screamed so loud, the teacher had to shut him up.
He yelled in the hallway and the whole school heard him.
He shouted his name in the gym and the principal got a headache.
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