A Wintour

To work from the golf course while pretending you're not a total lazy butt.

The boss of American Vogue. She wears a bob and sunglasses like they're her only friends. She poops icicles and thinks she's a goddess.

A tiny, bony woman who runs American Vogue. She thinks she's awesome, but she's just a tiny, bony woman who thinks she's awesome.

The boss of American Vogue. She's a bony, soulless woman who thinks she's the devil in a dress. She threw red paint on her face once, and it was glorious.

The most overrated, fashion-obsessed woman in the whole world.

A total, pretentious piece of garbage.